[Santo is sitting on the couch in his and Rikku's apartment. You can tell mainly because of the person sized Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robot being proudly displayed in the background.]
Merry X-Mas, City! See, that's clever, 'cause I'm an X-Man and...ah, forget it. The lucky few who are cool enough to get gifts from me should be getting them delivered soon, and since we recently got a buttload of cash - which reminds me, mystery girl from last time, we gotta talk about that - those lucky few are getting very nice gifts. Not everyone is getting one, so deal with it. And no "Santo Claus" jokes.
On the other hand, if you don't get me a present, I am totally taking that personally and hating you forever.
Just putting that out there.
((GIFT LIST:
Rikku is getting a
ruby necklace and enough machine and computer parts to put together things and take them apart again to her heart's content
Rachel gets
earrings and a
cheesy phoenix statue Cyclops gets this sweet
glasses holder and a LIKE A BOSS
coffee mug Kurt gets a fancy comb and the complete Smurf DVD collection in German
Julian gets awesome gloves and signed up for anger management classes
Jay gets a guitar pick and heavy metal CDs.
Sooraya is the only one of the X-Men to not get a joke gift along with her regular one. A new, huge chinchilla cage and a note that says "YOU ARE HARDER THAN HELL TO SHOP FOR YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT " that has $50 attached.
Beast gets a bunch of new testtubes and beakers and...the complete Smurf DVD collection in German THERE WAS A TWO FOR ONE SALE OKAY
As for non-teammate-and-girlfriend presents, the following people get
GIGANTIC CANDY CANES FULL OF PIXY STICKS and $20, truly the greatest gift of all:
Jaime
Abby
One that goes to Abby and has a note that says "Give this to that half-demon guy you know for me"
Tank
Booga
Scathach
Hiruma
Calvin))