He's a Rebel (and he'll never ever be any good!) - Video
[The feed comes on to show everyone's favorite no-longer-so-young wizard, lounging comfortably in the booth of a fifties-style burger joint. He's bathed, well-rested and smiling, and far too good-looking for anyone's good.]
Hello, everyone! Sirius Black here, not new but definitely improved, as you can see. [His smile does not actually go 'ding', but it looks like it really ought to.] I was a bit distracted the other day, sorry for that, but the world's the right way up again and thus I am able to give you all my full and undivided attention. Tell me how your year's going so far! Tell me what you think of the new me. Tell me if you think there's a future in flying motorcycles! Tell me anything, I want to know.
And possibly tell me what you'd like on your burger, if you'd care to join me. I'm taking all comers and plying them with really excellent milkshakes.
Hello, everyone! Sirius Black here, not new but definitely improved, as you can see. [His smile does not actually go 'ding', but it looks like it really ought to.] I was a bit distracted the other day, sorry for that, but the world's the right way up again and thus I am able to give you all my full and undivided attention. Tell me how your year's going so far! Tell me what you think of the new me. Tell me if you think there's a future in flying motorcycles! Tell me anything, I want to know.
And possibly tell me what you'd like on your burger, if you'd care to join me. I'm taking all comers and plying them with really excellent milkshakes.