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[A huge, red man with the skin complexion of a brick and two curious circles on his forehead where horns used to be is staring into the camera. Judging by his expression, he is unamused.]
Crap. You've gotta be kidding--
[He pauses and shakes his head before sticking a cigarette in his mouth and lighting it.]
You wouldn't believe the crap I've been through lately, so how 'bout we make this easy. Someone tell me where the hell I'm at, and which way is England.
[He puffs thoughtfully on the cigarette.]
And what's the deal with the big, talking face? Let me guess: I'm going to have to fight her to get back.
Crap. You've gotta be kidding--
[He pauses and shakes his head before sticking a cigarette in his mouth and lighting it.]
You wouldn't believe the crap I've been through lately, so how 'bout we make this easy. Someone tell me where the hell I'm at, and which way is England.
[He puffs thoughtfully on the cigarette.]
And what's the deal with the big, talking face? Let me guess: I'm going to have to fight her to get back.