022 :: Voice, "crossposted" as a radio address

[homomachinis]

Good evening, city. This is your mayor.

I know that right now is a trying time, with the birds and the bees literally going crazy. I wanted to tell you all that my staff and I at City Hall are doing our best to resolve this issue as quickly as possible. I know some of you are confused, and scared. If you're not an import, I suggest you remain

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voice;

[afriendtosell]

[ In a perfect imitation of a cockney accent. ]

Yer th' Mayor? I don't 'member voting fer you.

voice;

[homomachinis]

[ lmao HI JOHN!! ]

Were you here for the election?

voice;

[afriendtosell]

Election, wot's that? En't you th' king?

voice;

[homomachinis]

[......... ]

You're fucking joking, right?

voice;

[afriendtosell]

[ He laughs. ] Of course I am, you bloody twat. I'm just having a go before we get down to business.

[ Warded ]

How bad are things on your end? This some kind of biblical nonsense, or just another poor sob with too much time on their hands?

voice; encrypted

[homomachinis]

[ Since he totally can't tell those wards... ]

ENCRYPTED

It's pretty fucking bad, but I'm still torn on whether it's biblical or just like the crab guy says, and it's a robot.

voice; warded

[afriendtosell]

[ The SCIENCE MEETS MAGIC thing makes his voice a bit hard to hear, but he manages. ]

Robot as in the bitch that brought us here, or...?

voice; encrypted

[homomachinis]

[ It's like warring encryptions that don't know which way to go! ]

A different one. From some show on Fox.

voice; warded 1/2

[afriendtosell]

Figures some Yank cartoon would be the one behind this.

Why can't you lot just come up with some timeless figure like the Doctor and leave well enough alone after that? He might destroy universes, sure, but he don't bother with bloody sodding rats.

voice; warded

[afriendtosell]

Now, what's stopping you from getting at this bloke and telling him to lay off the plague shite?

voice; encrypted

[homomachinis]

If it's the robot, he's sentient. I can never tell what works and what doesn't with them. We're working on taking care of him.

voice; warded

[afriendtosell]

Last I checked, hitting a bloke hard enough in the face usually got him to stop being such an arsehole to everyone else.

voice; warded

[homomachinis]

Metal normally means they don't feel pain.

voice; warded

[afriendtosell]

And how sure are you?

voice; encrypted

[homomachinis]

Positive.

voice; warded

[afriendtosell]

I'll see wot I can do on my end, then.