0001 bad tiger joke | video

[nottheglamour]

Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Things shift, a camera spins, before settling on a redheaded woman, wielding a long umbrella against a flock of birds. She's swatting at them if they come too close, and in perfect defensive position.] What the hell is your problem? Well? Ha!

[A bird tries to get past her, and she smacks it with her umbrella, as if the bird were a

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video; aklhdfjasdf but i need to go to bed ;_;

[incywincyhero]

[ Have a Spidey, looking a little scruffy 'round the edges. ]

... Ms. Watson?! When did you --

[ He gives himself a little shake. ]

Nevermind. The pigeons are enchanted, they're attacking people all over the City. Can you get inside? If you tell me where you are I can come get you.

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[nottheglamour]

Okay, now you! You get your webbed-up butt down here!

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[incywincyhero]

Why do I get the feeling you're going to blame me for this?

[ Judging by the poor audio quality, he's now webswinging at high speeds -- which explains the switch in format, anyway. ]

Tell me where you are and I'll be there in a jiffy.

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[nottheglamour]

Call it spider sense or whatever you wanna call it. Just get that butt of yours over here!

[WHAM! another bird goes flying...really far. watch out!]

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[incywincyhero]

I can't teleport, ma'am. You're thinking of the other acrobatic superhero in red and blue, may he rest in peace.

Just hang tight a little longer, I'm only a few blocks away from the labs. [ Then, obviously in an aside to himself: ] She must be around here somewhere...

[[ OOC: Okay, crashing now! But shall we switch to action? ]]

action!

[nottheglamour]

[Mary Jane is still swatting away at the birds. She's narrowed down the bunch to ten, but reinforcements keep coming in at every five minutes, so she's working fast.]

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[incywincyhero]

MJ!

[ Two thwip!s in quick succession snare most of the pigeons, and he gently but firmly swats aside the remainder as he lands in a crouch at her feet. ]

We'd better get you inside. We'll have to go fast -- piggyback okay?

[ He twists slightly, so she can get on his back more easily. ]

[nottheglamour]

[she practically tackles him.]

When have I ever objected to piggyback? You know what, I'll stop talking if you start swinging!

[because here come the birds!]

[incywincyhero]

[ He catapaults into the air as soon as she's mostly on, using spider-cling to keep here there as he takes the blocks between them and safety at a much higher speed than he usually travels with passengers. ]

You might want to close your eyes!

[ Maybe you should've said that before the double somersault turn, Parker. ]

[nottheglamour]

And miss the thrill of the ride? No thanks, Tiger!

[incywincyhero]

[ Mere moments later, they're at the MAC. Spidey forgoes his usual, more discreet entrance in favor of the more expedient route, and drops them right in front of the door. Webbing the last couple of stubborn pigeons, he shoves open the door and gestures her forward. ]

Get in, before they regroup!

[nottheglamour]

You don't have to tell me twice!

[rushes, rushes, rushes]

[incywincyhero]

[ He darts in after her and slams the door. Behind him, there's a thud as a pigeon crashes into the glass and falls, dazed. He sighs, rubbing the back of his head. ]

Ho boy. Some reunion, huh?

[nottheglamour]

Isn't this the norm for us? I mean, the only out of ordinary thing is that we're not on top of a building somewhere!

[incywincyhero]

Heh, yeah.

[ Knight in shining armor duties mostly fulfilled, it occurs to Peter for the first time that he and MJ might not be from the same point in time, or even the same timeline. He coughs uncomfortably and draws away a bit, unsure how to ask the question that needs to be asked. ]

Here, let me give you the threepenny tour -- it would've been two, but inflation, doncha know -- and show you how to get into your apartment.

[nottheglamour]

Wouldn't your apartment be more appropriate?