VOICE; forward-dated to noon Thursday

May 04, 2011 23:17

[ The sound is a bit muffled, his voice distant: clearly not talking into the communicator yet. ]

-- Gotta be kidding me! Are you KIDDING me?! What happened? Crap! Couldn't you have-- God, the commission'll probably be amazing, dammit--

[ Static as he fumbles with the communicator and turns it on video. He smiles and waves. ]Hey guys! Wow, how ( Read more... )

andy bernard | the nard dog

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Permavoice; this is after paying attention to the other replies hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 07:38:50 UTC
So, you're the Andy motherfucker. A brother all called Katurian missed you. He all seemed real motherfuckin' sad for getting to losing you, motherfucker.

You two all seem to be pretty good friends.

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permavoice; acahellyeah May 5 2011, 07:41:37 UTC
Uh. Yeah. You can just call me Andy, though. [ Pauses. ] I can't even hear half of what you're saying.

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 07:44:57 UTC
You all motherfuckin' can't, can you? Funny, how you all can get to missing some important shit that way. Andy, would you all motherfuckin' say that Katurian can get up at making good motherfuckin' jokes sometimes?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 07:46:45 UTC
Katurian's kind of a serious guy. But I wouldn't put it past him. Are you his friend or something?

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 07:49:56 UTC
I all might have put that up past with him. I motherfuckin' know him, yeah. We've all met. Read a little motherfuckin' bit of his wicked stuff.

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 08:00:16 UTC
It's pretty good. I mean he's crazy talented.

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 08:06:18 UTC
Not up at having doubt about that. I've got a motherfuckin' copy of his book, I really motherfuckin' like it. He's got some great ideas up in his thinkpan.

How motherfuckin' much are you up at in his writing?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 08:10:40 UTC
Like... how much have I read of it?

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 08:13:03 UTC
Sure, we can all go with that. How much have you up and motherfuckin' read of it?

And what's your favorite story of his?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 08:18:26 UTC
I don't know. They're all pretty good.

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 08:20:49 UTC
No, got not to having any motherfucking favorites at all? You all sure about that, brother?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 08:26:49 UTC
I don't like playing favorites. It's unfair to the rest of the stories.

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 08:32:59 UTC
Oh, yeah I guess it is all up at being motherfuckin' unfair to those other motherfuckers. Picking favorites does usually all make some unpleasant shit up and happen with some other motherfuckers.

What's up at being motherfuckin' important here though is that you all motherfuckin' like these stories and you got a wicked good motherfuckin' friend up at in Katurian though, right Andy?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 08:38:35 UTC
[ Hrmmm. ]

Does that matter?

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hasgonehonkers May 5 2011, 08:48:02 UTC
Sure it all motherfuckin' does. What's a motherfucker up at doing if he's not all got some good friends?

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acahellyeah May 5 2011, 09:05:53 UTC
Probably suffering from crippling loneliness and depression.

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