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[blondevigilante]

[A small face pops up on the feed. This could be any child, but that bedroom in the background sure looks familiar to those in the know.]

Hey. Where are my parents? Is this a group home because there's LOTS of snoring coming from the other room next to mine.

[She sighs a bit and flops down on the bed. For waking up in a strange situation she sure

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[xuffasch]

( Damian recognizes the feed, so with everything else it takes him about a second to put two and two together. )

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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[blondevigilante]

I'm not jokin'.

Who're you?

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[xuffasch]

Who does it look like, kid?

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[blondevigilante]

A boy.

[She rolls her eyes at him. Are all boys as dumb as her dad?]

Is that your name? A Boy?

[Sarcasm :/]

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[xuffasch]

Wow, fattie, you're smarter than I thought.

I'm Robin.

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[blondevigilante]

Don't call me names, Stupid.

You're not Robin, he's nicer than you.

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[xuffasch]

Tt. You'd be surprised, Fattie.

( no that's your new name Steph live with it. )

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[blondevigilante]

[Another eye roll and some frowning]

Then shouldn't you be off washing your green panties, Stupid Robin?

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[xuffasch]

I don't think you're in much of a position to tell me what I should be doing.

What are you, four?

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[blondevigilante]

No, I'm almost seven.

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[xuffasch]

Figures.

Listen, is it just you over there, or what?

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[blondevigilante]

Nope, someone is snoring next to my room, and there's the other girl.

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[xuffasch]

Which other girl? What does she look like?

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[blondevigilante]

She doesn't talk, but I call her Suzie. She's got black hair and is from, like, China I think.

[Light bulb]

Oh, dad always complains about China people. Well, he complains about everyone. Maybe that's why she doesn't talk 'cause she's not from here!

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[xuffasch]

Cassandra. ( insert muffled cursing here he hates his life. )

...where are you?

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[blondevigilante]

[suspicious]

I don't think I'm suppose to tell you.