eleven. voice.

[growsdarker]

The very first thing you should know is that your pets are dead.

[Katurian's voice is an unfortunate cracking middle schooler's, but his usual morbid glee is unmistakable.]

Probably dead. Most-likely dead. Unless we're talking about parrots that can live for a hundred years and whatnot, but I'm betting most people have cats and dogs and gerbils.

Comments

Video

[hasgonehonkers]

[It looks like for a split second that Gamzee might be staring at the screen and continue to do so, but that changes when he lets his mouth split into a grin.]

I'd all say it'd be a motherfuckin' miracle if you all hadn't motherfuckin' lost a motherfucker you all knew, brother. You lowbloods get at dying pretty motherfuckin easy, so I'd think you'd all get at losing someone easy too.

[hasgonehonkers]

A friend? All motherfuckin' right, what the motherfuck all are you going to be at doing after that?

[growsdarker]

Why?

[hasgonehonkers]

I all want to see you, brother.

[growsdarker]

A-Are you a fan?

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, you can all motherfuckin' say I'm up at being a motherfuckin' fan of yours.

[growsdarker]

[God, he doesn't even know. This is the exact kind of monster he should be frightened of, that he should expect to tear him limb from limb and dance around the body. Oh, he can see it vividly. But he clicks on the video function.

He's pale and tired looking, an almost perfect miniature of his adult self. The only thing that's missing, really, is the misery.

He waves. Maybe for now, he wants to deliberately misunderstand the 'seeing' thing.]

[hasgonehonkers]

[It's almost like Katurian's making a joke.]

Heh.

[Almost.]

Motherfuckin' not all what I meant, brother. Think we're both up at getting our understandin' on for that.

Let me all motherfuckin' put this in under a new motherfuckin light. I can all find you with or with motherfuckin' out your help. I all motherfuckin' suggest you motherfuckin' tell me where you're going to be up at, motherfucker.

[growsdarker]

[Quiet, just above a whisper:]

You don't need to curse so much. I'm listening.

[hasgonehonkers]

I'm not all cursing to get your attention. This is just the motherfuckin' noise I'm all up at motherfuckin' making.

And you're all making a huge motherfuckin' mistake by not up and telling me where you're at in.

[growsdarker]

[Thaaat sounds like a threat. He doesn't raise his voice, but it starts trembling again.]

I'm making a mistake?

[hasgonehonkers]

It's what I all motherfuckin' said, isn't it?

[growsdarker]

C-Can we--

Can we set a meeting date? For later?

[hasgonehonkers]

[A small pause.]

Yeah, we can all get at doing that. Motherfuckin' what date do you all got in your motherfuckin' thinkpan?