dave: um what are you doing exactly [video]

[hardonic]

[the feed clicks on to... a roof. somewhere. a roof you may or may not recognize. (hint: mac building roof. holla!)

the camera pans back and forth briefly before studying the very... very... long drop between the building he's on and the building across the street before dave turns it back towards himself.]So is it just me or is this dump

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Voice; I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE MIGHT DO IN HERE

[hasgonehonkers]

The roof's not a motherfuckin' great place to be up at all the time, motherfucker. Especially not for a motherfuckin' rapper. You motherfuckin' do better when you're all up at motherfuckin' being near your audience.

Guess you all wouldn't know that though, bro. Your rhymes weren't that motherfuckin' good.

Text; COME AT ME BRO

[hardonic]

oh wow sick fucking burn from the thuggalo himself
here imma take a feed of the whole roof of people who give a shit

[a brief feed of the (completely empty) roof]

staggering aint it

Voice; OKAY BRO, JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN(IF) IT COMES YOU ASKED FOR IT

[hasgonehonkers]

I'm not up at being a juggalo, motherfucker. Thought I all made that motherfuckin' clear.

But don't get up at having fear just because you all can't rightly hear. I can all motherfuckin' tell you hold your motherfuckin' rusted thinkpan dear.

Text; ASDLFKJASDF I'VE CAUGHT WIND OF THEM PLANS... >D

[hardonic]

[...]

are you
seriously
gonna jam at me
preface the ill shit with your spiel about blasphemy or something you gotta give me a tell bro

Voice; SO I'VE BEEN TOLD

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, I am all motherfuckin' going to jam at you. You don't motherfuckin' deserve a tell, motherfucker. You all deserve hell.

Voice;

[hardonic]

[a small pause... then the voice feed clicks on.]

Then gimme hell, kid, gimme nine fuckin' rings, incendiary knell gonna end this thing. Funeral march, pomp and circumstance bustin' this tent and three ring, you better recognize you knee deep in the circus with me.

Voice;

[hasgonehonkers]

Nine motherfuckin' rings is more than enough to all motherfuckin' tell you how you aren't all up at being tough. It's rough not to laugh when a motherfucker who doesn't all seem like he has his brain cells are up at ten gets into the ring then. When a motherfucker doesn't motherfucking know the bits or the gags or the clown's business it's funny as bitchtits to see him motherfuckin' miss the gags of the circus business.

A motherfucker who all wants this clown down better learn to do more than get me at a frown.

Voice;

[hardonic]

I rhyme nothing but terminal flow, gotta know when godtier's too far for you, bro. Can't see nothing with blinds on, mind's on this bitch ready to blow, heart of the beat what's relevant, yo. Ya'll motherfuckers try to throw my game, shame it ain't gon' do jack for you when I drop the deathblow. So back up your clown car from this sweet grill 'cause I'm tearin' up your act, that's the joke, follow?

Permavoice;

[hasgonehonkers]

The motherfuckin' joke is going to be on you, motherfucker, when I all crack this egg and the yoke's on your motherfuckin' head it'll all make you regret that you up and spoke. The act's just begun, that's a fact. Your motherfuckin' lack of tact will up and get you a pie in the eye. And this is just the gag, the punchline will get to putting you in a body bag. You motherfuckin' at knowing where this is going, bro?

Oh same;

[hardonic]

Miming's a bitch and so are you. You say you're bringin' game but I'm seeing right through, your pie tin - where? I can't see jack, these shades be omniscient so your swag's whack. Night vision's on and I see nothin' but black, come back when you got grown ass ammunition in your rack. If Miracle Whip's all you pack, respect the real G's and don't come back.

[hasgonehonkers]

You say your shades are up at being omniscient, but that can't all be true. If they were they'd all motherfuckin' tell you that my intentions for motherfuckin' pie throwin' are true. Your shades are just black though and that's why the all lack the capability of telling you what's getting up at in here. The only way they could motherfuckin' get any blacker if they all read my motherfuckin' feelings for you, but they motherfuckin' won't since that motherfuckin' pair is up at being a slacker. It's only fair though since the real miracle up in here will be if you can avoid getting up at a scare.