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[secondhandwebs]

[The camera pans over what can only be described as a totally wrecked living room of an apartment. There are electronics pulled apart on the floor, pillows everywhere, possibly a scorch mark or two, and most of the surfaces look oddly sticky. Rock stars could have been staying there.

May’s voice sounds like she’s come to peace with it, though, as

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[incywincyhero]

Wow, we were downright efficient, weren't we?

[ A long pause. ]

Er. So, now that you're officially a more experienced parent than I am ... thanks for, y'know ... y'know.

[secondhandwebs]

Science is a dangerous thing. Or so I've learned.

Don't mention it. I think I actually liked this one better than when people turned into birds and puppies.

[incywincyhero]

Thank god for potty training, eh?

[secondhandwebs]

I rarely say this, considering.

But that's not even funny.

[incywincyhero]

We're Spider-People. Remember that it can always get worse.

[secondhandwebs]

And usually does.

[sigh]

We'll just have to wait and see what's coming up next round.

i think of him more as a spider-margay, actually

[incywincyhero]

On the plus side, I bet I'd make a really cute puppy! But don't ask me to fetch your newspa -- on second thought, do kids these days even read newspapers? Do you know what newspapers are in the future?

[secondhandwebs]

Never heard of it. Did you use it to store your smart phones?

[Laughs]

[incywincyhero]

In my day, young whippersnapper, we didn't have these newfangled smart phones. If we wanted to talk to someone far away we used smoke signals and morse code.

[secondhandwebs]

Couldn't you've just sent a carrier pterodactyl?

[incywincyhero]

Nah, too expensive. Pterodactyl post was for wedding invitations, special occasions, taxes...

[secondhandwebs]

It's amazing any of you survived living in the age of the Flintstones.

[incywincyhero]

Well, many of us succumbed young in life to attacks by cave lions. It was a rough world.

[secondhandwebs]

I will always be grateful for being born in the age of the internet.

Or at least in an age where we had things to entertain us besides taking apart innocent toasters.

[incywincyhero]

Hey, that wasn't me!

The remote control, on the other hand ... yeah, guilty as charged.

[secondhandwebs]

I rest my case.