It's alright. My ego is not so delicate that I can't handle a comment like that. Or rather, It'd be more familiar if I spoke like this, wouldn't it: I do not find myself in possession of such an competently lacerated élan vital that your inexorably acuminate lexeme could send me into a spiraling maelstrom of wretchedness and commiseration.
No, I meant that you did not pursue your attempt at a deft cluster-bombing of human word bunches with him. He did not reply and you immediately gave up?
nO, i DON'T, uHH, GIVE UP ANYMORE, tHANKS TO MY CONFIDENCE AND SELF-ESTEEM, tHAT i HAD BECAUSE i COULD WALK, aND, pROBABLY, pOSSIBLY STILL HAVE, eVEN WITH, iNVISIBLE LEGS,
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hELLO, yOU'RE THE rOSE HUMAN, rIGHT,
uH, i MEAN, jUST rOSE,
i'M SORRY, fOR CALLING YOU SNOOTY, bEFORE,
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My ego is not so delicate that I can't handle a comment like that.
Or rather,
It'd be more familiar if I spoke like this, wouldn't it:
I do not find myself in possession of such an competently lacerated élan vital that your inexorably acuminate lexeme could send me into a spiraling maelstrom of wretchedness and commiseration.
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i GUESS THAT, yES, tHAT'S FAMILIAR,
bUT ONLY BECAUSE, uHH,
i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,
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I never asked,
How did it go with Dave?
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bUT THEN, hE NEVER RESPONDED,
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wELL i DIDN'T, tALK TO HIM AGAIN,
iF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN,
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He did not reply and you immediately gave up?
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tHANKS TO MY CONFIDENCE AND SELF-ESTEEM,
tHAT i HAD BECAUSE i COULD WALK,
aND, pROBABLY, pOSSIBLY STILL HAVE, eVEN WITH, iNVISIBLE LEGS,
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Ah, this is an interesting turn in development.
My applause.
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aND NOT SARCASTIC, lIKE HUMANS ARE SOMETIMES,
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Sometimes, humans are, uHHH, not sarcastic.
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i GUESS i WILL TAKE THAT AS MEANING, uHH, tHAT YOU WERE SERIOUS, tHAT TIME,
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Have you yet to, uHH, learn about the City then?
Or have you been too busy marveling over your, uHHH, invisible legs?
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