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May 16, 2011 21:57

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tavros nitram | pupa pan

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text; xuffasch May 17 2011, 05:49:52 UTC

I think you should stop worrying about your legs and start worrying about your spine.

text bullhorned May 17 2011, 06:06:50 UTC

bUT MY LEGS, aRE THE THINGS THAT ARE INVISIBLE,
uH, i MEAN, tHAT i CAN'T FEEL ANYMORE,

xuffasch May 17 2011, 06:17:51 UTC

Well even if they're invisible, there is a chance that they still exist. I doubt the same can be said for your backbone.

bullhorned May 17 2011, 06:40:23 UTC

oKAY, uHH,
dO YOU KNOW HOW, tO FIX MY "spine" THEN,

[Since I have no idea what this thing is]

xuffasch May 17 2011, 06:43:58 UTC

Step 1) Stop saying "uhh".
Step 2) Speak more assertively.
Step 3) Instead of asking for an explanation, demand one.

And that would just be a start.

bullhorned May 17 2011, 06:58:18 UTC

oKAY,
tELL ME HOW, tO FIX MY SPINE,
iF YOU KNOW,
aND IT'S NOT TOO MUCH, tROUBLE,

xuffasch May 17 2011, 15:54:19 UTC

I just did. Though it seems you have more than one problem implementing my advice.

bullhorned May 18 2011, 00:51:34 UTC

[You are... rude...]

uHH, bUT,
i DID WHAT YOU SAID,
aND NOW YOU'RE SAYING, i DID SOMETHING ELSE, wRONG,
i'M, cONFUSED,

xuffasch May 18 2011, 01:36:09 UTC

( he is :c )

Having a spine means standing up for yourself.

Get it?

bullhorned May 18 2011, 01:48:06 UTC

[....NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LITTLE HUMAN DUDE LKJSLKDJF Tavros is terribly terribly confused, so there's a pause here...]

iS THAT, aN EARTH PHRASE,
tHAT YOU HAVE,

xuffasch May 18 2011, 02:02:24 UTC

What are you supposed to be, then? Some sort of invertebrate alien?

bullhorned May 18 2011, 02:08:42 UTC

[Yes, he is probably some kind of bug normally, but canon is vague....]

uM, pOSSIBLY,
bUT ALSO POSSIBLY, yOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A HUMAN THING,
tHAT i DON'T HAVE,
oR, uHH, dIDN'T HAVE UNTIL NOW, i GUESS

xuffasch May 18 2011, 02:29:50 UTC

( Oh Homestuck. This is why we love you. )

Let me break this down for you:
People have spines that hold up their bodies.
If someone says you don't have a spine, they probably mean that you're a push over, not that you don't actually have one.
Because if you didn't actually have one, you'd be dead.

bullhorned May 18 2011, 02:34:33 UTC

oH, uHH,
tHANK YOU, fOR, lETTING ME KNOW, sO THAT IF SOMEONE, iNSULTS ME,
i WILL KNOW TO BE INSULTED,

xuffasch May 18 2011, 03:08:44 UTC

You're welcome.

bullhorned May 18 2011, 03:42:23 UTC

uM,

[New... friend...?]

aLSO, i'M tAVROS,
iF THAT IS A THING, tHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW,

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