2.002 ♣ [voice then video]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Mr. Monotone is back, sounding as flat as humanly possible.]

I don't think I'm in the minority here when I say a summer vacation tends to paint pictures of sun, sea and sand, not--

Oh, shut up. You love it! [Another voice is quick to interject and after a brief jostle for the communicator it switches to video mode, straight to a close up of

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video;

[xuffasch]

( Initially he just looked in on this because he saw Zee, but now he's just been staring at it for about fifteen seconds because he is very worried by this behavior. )

Where the hell are you.

video;

[xuffasch]

( since he's currently mad at just about everyone... )

Not really.

video;

[fishnets]

Really? That's sad.

...when I come back, we should do something.

video;

[xuffasch]

It's not sad. It's--don't pity me.

...what would we possibly do.

video;

[fishnets]

Oh, don't take it in a negative way.

What would you like to do.

video;

[xuffasch]

( Other than stab people? Hmmm. )

I don't know.

video;

[fishnets]

I've got a few days. Make a list or I'm picking. [DO YOU TRUST THIS FACE, DAMIAN...]

video;

[xuffasch]

Fine. Maybe I will.

( And he will literally spend 80% of those days scrambling to do so. )

video;

[fishnets]

And maybe I have something in mind already. And it's amazing. [It's actually not terrible. At least as long as he doesn't mind go-karts and mini-golf.]

video;

[xuffasch]

I'll believe that when I see it. ( he would just get obsessed with winning golf and trying to make the karts go faster... so he might actually enjoy it. )

video;

[fishnets]

So you won't come up with an idea of your own? Good. That makes it easier on me. [Slowly but surely, he is turning into a real boy!]

video;

[xuffasch]

If you want to do all the work, I'm hardly going to stop you. ( If he's Pinocchio, is she the Blue Fairy? )

video;

[fishnets]

But it also means your fate lies in my hands... [ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CHANCE THAT? Yes, yes she is.]

video;

[xuffasch]

Despite any delusions you may have, my fate is always in my own hands. No matter what you come up with.

video;

[fishnets]

Of course it is. [No, it isn't. c:]

video; oh hay i missed this

[doubleoohbaby]

I wanted to know the same thing.