Just desserts | Video

[hasgonehonkers]

[The video clicks on with a bit of a flare, focusing on a bare spot on a grey stone floor, splattered with blood. After a moment a hand appears, small, curled slightly, covered with both red and and purple blood, though it gets wiped off on a pair of jeans. The camera turns after a moment to reveal a figure sprawled out on a pile of garbage. A very

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[bullhorned]

[Bro, no ;A;]

Gamzee...? Uhh... what... happened to...

[...OH WAIT HE FORGOT HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO YOU. So there's a kind of squeak as he chokes on the rest of that question, and some fumbling before the recording goes dead. He does hope you're okay though... even if he didn't say so. And even if he probably shouldn't be hoping that... kjsdf]

Permavoice;

[hasgonehonkers]

[Tavros, bro, if there was any good rattling around in his thinkpan he'd appreciate the sentiment.]

You should all motherfuckin' learn to motherfuckin' up and finish your sentences, bro.

[bullhorned]

[Fidgets for awhile after he gets this. He should probably not respond...]

[.........ffffffff TAVROS WHY DO YOU MAKE BAD DECISIONS]

Uh... I was just... going to ask what... um, happened...? And also... if you are going to be... okay...

[hasgonehonkers]

[There's a long pause on his end, because really he was not expecting that reply. At all.]

I'm all going to be up at being fine. Why the motherfuck all do you motherfuckin' care, peasantblood?

[bullhorned]

[Is this a good pause or a bad pause? IS THERE HOPE-- oh wait he called him peasantblood again]

Umm... Hmm, mostly... I'm... worried, but also... curious. I guess. Even though... uhh, maybe I shouldn't... be talking to you... when you're... like this...

[hasgonehonkers]

[GIVE UP HOPE MAN, UNLESS HE'S STONED HE IS NOT YOUR BRO.]

What all are you up at being worried about? [This is weird, why the fuck would he care? Ahhhhh]

Curiosity I can all get motherfuckin' understanding on for at motherfuckin' least. And we're all fine as we all are, bro. No other motherfuckin' correct state for us to all motherfuckin' be in.

Don't even all think about suggesting I should be up at getting high.

[bullhorned]

Well... you looked... really... [Pauses a second to flail and try to find the word...] Uhh... really hurt and also... that girl said... you were... bleeding to death? [CAN YOU HEAR THE WORRY? HE WAS WORRIED OKAY]

So I guess... uhm, that's why... I was worried... Also because I thought... we were friends... but maybe that is a thing... that isn't true... anymore... for some reason that I mostly don't understand... right now...

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, I was all motherfuckin' hurt and motherfuckin' bleeding out quick as fuck.

[LOOK, ANOTHER PAUSE, BECAUSE HE DID HEAR THAT WORRY AND THAT LAST LINE IS KIND OF WEIRDER THAN THE LAST.]

I'm all still friends with every motherfucker I was all friends with before. I'm being a great motherfuckin' friend by all making sure my motherfuckin' friends all get up at knowing their lowblooded motherfuckin' places. Just all making sure you all get a good punchline.

[Yeah, that doesn't sound very friend like.]

[bullhorned]

[FFFFFFFFFFF]

Um... I am not sure... if the punchline that you... seem to be implying possibly... is a thing that... friends would uh... do... to each other...?

[hasgonehonkers]

I'd all motherfuckin' do it to my motherfuckin' friends, so yeah it all motherfuckin' is something a friend would do to another motherfuckin' friend.

[bullhorned]

Oh...

[LONG SILENCE!]

Uhh, well... I am... more or less happy... with the fact that you are... not dead. Or... dying anymore... even if I'm still... unsure about the... rest of it...

[hasgonehonkers]

That's all real nice of you, motherfucker. But we're not all motherfuckin' up at forgetting your motherfuckin' blood color either. Get your remember on for that shit.

[bullhorned]

[...]

Yes... that is uhh... definitely a thing that I remember... though I'm not sure it's... as important here... since mostly everyone... is human uhh... right now...

[hasgonehonkers]

Motherfuckers may all be up at being motherfuckin' human, but some of their motherfuckin' blood colors all haven't gotten up at changing. Besides, I'm not a human like all you other motherfuckers are.

I think shit still all motherfuckin' matters.

[bullhorned]

O... okay... Then I guess... maybe it is a thing that... matters...

[hasgonehonkers]

You're right, it all does matter, bro. You all motherfuckin' want to know motherfuckin' why?