Video | Number 4

[megamaniacal]

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his

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[xuffasch]

Soliciting money for unspecified services, hoping to fund a campaign of evil? Sure, that's not shady at all.

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[megamaniacal]

[ Seriously yelling above the music. ]

A campaign against evil! To fight it!

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[xuffasch]

Still suspicious.

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[megamaniacal]

Well I need orders to build something! I can't just build a bunch of Spider-bots [ Speeaider ] for people to just buy! That's so specialized!

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[xuffasch]

So you'd be just as satisfied with an order for a super-weapon as you would be with one for a triple-layered cake?

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[megamaniacal]

Well I couldn't be expected to bake a cake!

Besides, if they want me to build a super-weapon for evil, then they may as well just turn it back over, because I'll simply defeat them before they're given a chance to use it!

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[xuffasch]

That's why you have to be specific when you advertise. ( 8| )

But you see how you could turn a profit that way. If you were competent enough to really defeat them.

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[megamaniacal]

Of course I could defeat them! I'm the hero, that's what I do.

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[xuffasch]

Being in a certain occupation doesn't guarantee success.

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[megamaniacal]

When you're the hero it does! Heroes win, villains lose. That's the way it goes.

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[xuffasch]

Ideally. But anyone who thinks that happens all of the time is deluded.

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[megamaniacal]

Deluded? That's not right! That's how it goes, that's how it always goes!

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[xuffasch]

Yes, deluded. If heroes always won, the villains would just give up eventually. They're not all that stupid.

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[megamaniacal]

[.....HEY! He sounds so insulted 8( ]

There's nothing stupid about it! Sometimes it's destiny!

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[xuffasch]

( Damian is hideous and I apologize. )

Destiny?

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[megamaniacal]

[ It's beautiful. And sad when a kid is more grounded in reality than him. ]

Destiny! You don't think bad guys pick their occupation because they want to be evil, do you?