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Video | Number 4

May 24, 2011 21:51

[ Megamind is on the camera! He's looking...just a little bit bashful. ONLY SLIGHTLY ]

Hello, citizens of Thesity! I have slowly come to the realization that the money on these [ Yes, there is a dramatic jutting of his arm out, and those dogtags from the porter are swinging in his fist. He might have etched giant laserbolts on the sides of his ( Read more... )

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text bullhorned May 25 2011, 04:58:27 UTC

[*^* A BUILDER WHO BUILDS THINGS? WHO IS ALSO THAT WEIRD HELPFUL GUY? YESS-- Wait he wants money... FFFFFUUUUU]

[and he's not even sure he can make his voice loud enough to be heard over all this music. Hnnngh, gotta try. Right, yes, his new confidence which is mostly fake won't let him give up...!!!]

uHHH, hELLO,
aGAIN,
i HAVE A QUESTION, aND POSSIBLY, a THING FOR YOU TO BUILD,
iF YOU, mAYBE, hAVE A MOMENT,

voice megamaniacal May 25 2011, 05:00:03 UTC

[ A REAL CUSTOMER! there's an audible scramble! ]

Yes! What question?

text bullhorned May 25 2011, 05:10:37 UTC

uHHHH, wELL, i HOPE THAT THIS IS NOT, a THING THAT MAKES YOU, aNGRY, bUT,
i'M NEW, aND DON'T, hAVE A WAY TO MAKE, uM, mONEY YET,
sO MY QUESTION IS, wOULD YOU LIKE,

[Text pause while he flips out a little trying to phrase this right]

uHH, aN ASSISTANT, fOR A LITTLE WHILE,
oR IF MAYBE, i COULD, oWE YOU THE MONEY, bUT,
pAY YOU LATER, pOSSIBLY,
bECAUSE THIS IS DEFINITELY, a THING THAT i NEED, sOON,

voice megamaniacal May 25 2011, 05:11:56 UTC

[ THERE IS A CLATTER. It's probably a wrench. ]

An assistant? [ SOB LIKE MINION... ]

We could work something out! I need a new m--

Assistant!

1/2 bullhorned May 25 2011, 05:14:29 UTC

[OMG HAS FATE SMILED ON HIM FINALLY]

text bullhorned May 25 2011, 05:16:07 UTC

tHEN, tHAT WOULD DEFINITELY BE A THING, tHAT i COULD DO FOR YOU,
wHENEVER YOU, wOULD NEED ONE,

Voice megamaniacal May 25 2011, 05:21:04 UTC

Yes! I need one! I always have use for an assistant [ Those 's's are really pronounced. ]

Can you be here in the morning?

text bullhorned May 25 2011, 05:26:53 UTC

uHH, oKAY, yES, nOW THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAS BEEN DECIDED,
i, cAN'T, bECAUSE THE THING, tHAT i NEED, iS A FOUR WHEELED DEVICE,
eRR,
i MEAN,
wHEELCHAIR, i THINK, iS WHAT HUMANS CALL IT,

Voice megamaniacal May 25 2011, 11:19:19 UTC

Oh.

Oh that's easy to make! I'll have a prototype by morning!

[ and by prototype I mean after that Tavros, you're either getting mechanical legs or a wheelchair with smoke machines and spikes. YOU DECIDE... ]

text bullhorned May 26 2011, 04:20:51 UTC

[But he already had mechanical legs and they sucked... )8 OH GOD ONLY HIDEOUS THINGS WILL COME OF THIS]

oH, oKAY, tHAT'S DEFINITELY A GOOD THING,
uHH, aND ALSO MEANS i CAN WORK, iN THE MORNING,
iF YOU COULD, pOSSIBLY, bRING IT TO MY ROOM, wHICH IS ROOM [ROOM NUMBERRRRRR],
wHEN YOU ARE DONE, iF THAT IS A THING THAT IS, oKAY WITH YOU,

voice megamaniacal May 26 2011, 04:44:52 UTC

Of course I can! If it means I'll have an assistant in the morning, I'll be there at 4 am!

[ BUT MEGAMIND'S WOULD BE BETTER...

or really not so. but imagine a wheelchair with smoke machines and boosterjets. Booster jets! ]

text - 1/2 bullhorned May 26 2011, 04:58:20 UTC

[...booster jets might be pretty cool /squints]

tHANK YOU, vERY MUCH,
}:)

text bullhorned May 26 2011, 04:59:00 UTC

[.................wait]

dID YOU SAY FOUR AM,

Voice megamaniacal May 26 2011, 05:05:18 UTC

Yes! Do you want it to be earlier?

text bullhorned May 26 2011, 05:10:26 UTC

uHHH, aM IS, tHE ONE HAPPENS IN THE MORNING, rIGHT,

Voice megamaniacal May 26 2011, 05:14:22 UTC

Well, yes, it does happen to be in the morning.

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