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[swwag]

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Voice; he is not typing until his hands heal some more

[hasgonehonkers]

You know it was motherfuckin' covered in some motherfucker's blood when I all got it from you. And I all think along with your joke blood there was even some human blood being up at on it when I all showed it to the network.

And who all motherfuckin' said you're all motherfuckin' getting it back?

permatext due to haxxin

[swwag]

oh WWHAT EVVER you kneww wwhat i meant
any signs a human blood notwwithstandin thats not important to the convversation at hand
and i say im gettin it back evven if i havve to go find wwhere they dug the MIGHTY SUBJUGGLATOR up and get it myself
this is your last chance gam tell me wwhere it is cause otherwwise im gonna find it and come fuckin hang you wwith it

Voice until it says otherwise.

[hasgonehonkers]

That'll all be interesting to see you up and try. Mostly because I still all motherfuckin' have it.

And you couldn't all get up to hanging me with it if you all tried.

[swwag]

temptin me into bein a bad kismesis and tryin to legitimately murder you noww are wwe
thats upright scandal material for someone a my rankin on the hemospectrum
not that theres anyone a wworth left besides myself and fef thatd havve the authority a makin it a public sorta affair in the first place

[hasgonehonkers]

Your motherfuckin' magenta is still a motherfuckin' joke in blood, motherfucker. And I don't all see how either of you motherfuckers could all get up at having control over us.

I don't have to motherfuckin' ask to get my motherfuckin' shit back.

[swwag]

and your indigo is still disgustin lowwblooded swwill but you dont hear me tellin evveryone that
and maybe i already KNOWW ill havve to come take it from you like usual and just wwant to get the formality a askin outta the wway for my moirails sake

[hasgonehonkers]

Of course I all don't, mostly because that shit's not up at being true. And are you all motherfuckin' sure that'll all motherfuckin' actually help your moirail? I don't all see how that would be up at helping him with anything.

And I'm not motherfuckin' talking about motherfuckin' help as though we're the only motherfuckin' thing that that motherfucker all needs getting help with.

[swwag]

alright it wwould more help me showw him i tried diplomacy wwhen he got to complainin about my stranglin you wwith a scarf in your prison cell but wwhats the real difference here
and wwhat else wwould he be needin help wwith exactly

[hasgonehonkers]

Eridan, motherfucker, do you not all see it? You're motherfuckin' all calling me the motherfuck out in motherfuckin' public and there are motherfuckin' cops who are motherfuckin' probably all watching this shit.

And he's your caretaker. Do you not all motherfuckin' see how this could all motherfuckin' be up at being a motherfuckin' problem?

[swwag]

oh pssh like youvve nevver done the same
anywway this is kismesis evveryone knowws id nevver actually kill you
as long as theres a chance you wwont come back i cant cause then i wwouldnt havve a fuckin kismesis anymore
god damn thats the basics a the quadrant gam
im mostly just stirrin up the bellicose feelins here by wway a pissin you off somethin fierce

[AMPORA GOES FOR THE SAVVE.]

Voice and finally video switch

[hasgonehonkers]

Not exactly all what I was getting at, bro, but you can all try to motherfuckin' figure this shit out later.

[DENIED.]

And you may not all ever motherfuckin' kill us, but you're sure as motherfuck going to get into motherfuckin' trouble. Though maybe not as much trouble as your scarf's all gotten into.

[And now he switches to video and holds up the scarf.

There is clown makeup and blood all over the poor thing and there is one old muddy shoe print that's just sort of holding on despite all odds.

And no he wasn't kidding when he said he still had it, he can sneak shit around in prison despite the difficulty.]

ditto!

[swwag]

[LONG LONG PAUSE. AND THEN A SUDDEN SWITCH TO VIDEO so gamzee can see his raeg. nevermind the fact that the video function is all Ring'd up and such because he is snarling into the camera and growling and SO PISSED OFF IT IS UPRIGHT SILLY.]

You sandsuckin' piece a assblooded shit I'll fuckin' kill y-

[WELP THERE WENT VIDEO that was nice while it lasted.]

you better start countin your breaths cause theyre fuckin numbered you hear me

[hasgonehonkers]

Heh.

[He just wraps it around himself again and makes himself comfy.]

Should I all start counting how many motherfuckers' blood is all up on this too?

[swwag]

go ahead
just add one more at the end for yourself i probably wwont remember to in the future

[hasgonehonkers]

[AND THERE IS NO REPLY HERE, because he's going to be an ass down there in another fucking threadjack.]