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[notagamblingman]

[The video feed comes up on a gentleman sitting in what must be Central Park, against a verdant background of green leaves. Where he is, though, is difficult to say - you can't see any pedestrians around. Hm

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[hasgonehonkers]

[He does not yet recognize that green shirt or bow tie. Though, he does like the green a little bit as it's reminding him of something.

It's one of smaller reasons for him being almost polite. The bigger reason for it is that it seems like a bad idea to piss off a very knowledgeable and kind of creepy motherfucker.]

HEY, MOTHERFUCKER.
i'd all get up at giving my ownself's name, but you've already got that up at in your thinkpan it all looks like.

[notagamblingman]

Yes, Gamzee, of course I know your name. I believe you were already familiar with my ectobiological father, in fact.

[hasgonehonkers]

YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ECTOBIOLOGICAL FATHER?
who the motherfuck was that?

[notagamblingman]

I believe the caretaker of said being called him "Lil Cal." A puppet. For you, dressed in verdant green.

[hasgonehonkers]

EXPLAINS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GREEN YOU'RE ALL UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN HAVING.
i'd all ask if you got his wicked sense of humor, but you don't seem to be up at being a funny motherfucker.

[notagamblingman]

Oh, no. I'm possessed of a wicked sense of humor. I'm simply more... subtle about it.

Haa Haa.

[hasgonehonkers]

THAT MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT?
you mind all showing me some of your humor sometime?
AND ALL SHOWING MOTHERFUCKIN ME?

[notagamblingman]

I'd be delighted to, Gamzee. Though I warn you, it sometimes takes some time for people to realize my punchlines. That's the best sort of joke, I think - one you don't realize is funny until years later, reflecting on the whole of the situation.
I gather you prefer a more... visceral sort of humor, yourself.

[hasgonehonkers]

i all do like most of my jokes quick and heartfelt, yeah.
I DON'T ALL MOTHERFUCKIN MIND TRYING TO GET UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN APPRECIATING ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER'S JOKES THOUGH.
i can all get up at waiting for a good one.

[notagamblingman]

Most excellent. I'll endeavor not to disappoint.

By the way, you should know that Jade's taken a rather large dislike to your particular brand of humor. Something about how she finds the murdering part distasteful. Personally, I think she just can't take a joke.

[hasgonehonkers]

DOESN'T ALL MOTHERFUCKIN SOUND LIKE SHE'S GOT A MOTHERFUCKIN SENSE OF HUMOR.
i think i should all up and show her what a wicked joke is all supposed to look like.

[notagamblingman]

I think that sounds like a fine idea, Gamzee. Though, don't be too cruel with your humor. Just cruel enough, I think.

[hasgonehonkers]

AND WHAT ALL DO YOU MOTHERFUCKIN IS JUST MOTHERFUCKIN CRUEL ENOUGH?
i don't think there's all just one level that's up at being enough.
CAN'T MOTHERFUCKIN BE TOO MOTHERFUCKIN TOO NICE TO NOT ALL MOTHERFUCKIN GET A POINT ACROSS.

[notagamblingman]

A fair point. And it's not as if my words could dissuade you. I might as well talk down a hurricane.

[hasgonehonkers]

glad you're all up at recognizing that words can't all get up at stopping me.
MOTHERFUCKIN ALL NICE THAT YOU'RE NOT ALL UP AT MOTHERFUCKIN PRETENDING THAT SHIT WOULD ALL WORK.