[video]

[batghoul]

Movie got, uh... interrupted by dinosaurs. Think they added a scene where I punch one. Said it was a... free special effect.

Seagal hid in his trailer... the whole time.

[Private to Mia Dearden]

There is a... jacuzzi. But Seagal just sits in it. And eats cheeseburgers.

[Private to Steph and Charlie]Going on a, um... road trip with Tank Girl

Comments

voice;

[xuffasch]

Your crew sounds exploitive.

voice;

[batghoul]

They're... okay.

...And it was cool.

voice;

[xuffasch]

Oh, yeah? Did you take him down in one hit?

voice;

[batghoul]

No. It was... a hard fight. But he didn't touch me.

voice;

[xuffasch]

They're not exactly known for being smart. Just bulky.

voice;

[batghoul]

Yeah. Lots of teeth and claws. Fast, too.

Wanted to fight one of the... bigger ones.

voice;

[xuffasch]

They weren't that tough.

The ones with planes would've probably been a challenge. Maybe.

voice;

[xuffasch]

Using your own plane. Or, conversely, shooting them down first.

voice;

[xuffasch]

I'd manage it.

...he disappeared along with the dinosaurs. Completely gone.

voice;

[batghoul]

Can't fight planes... hand to hand.

Um, easily.

voice;

[xuffasch]

That's why it would have been a challenge.

voice;

[batghoul]

Hmm.

If they were flying low... could jump off building. Kick through cockpit.

A little dangerous, though.

voice;

[xuffasch]

You could time it right. Use the momentum to land on another roof.

voice;

[batghoul]

Yeah.

[She... suddenly wants to try this, so it's probably a good thing there are no more t-rexes in F-14s.]

Oh well. You fought... some dinosaurs too?