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[just_daine]

[ Someone clears their throat. ]

Hello? I understand this should let people hear what I’m saying. I hope I’m doing it right, I’ve never used one of these before.

Well, in any case, I was told I aught to introduce myself, and I wouldn’t want to be rude. My name is Daine. I just… arrived in this city this morning. Some friends of mine have been able

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[tastesrainbows]

I Havent Really Attempted Seeking Employment At This Point
Ive Mostly Been Making As Effective A Use Of The Stipend As Possible So Far
But What Sort Of Things Do You Enjoy Doing

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[just_daine]

ive a knack with animals. i found a pet shop while i was exploring that looked promising.

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[tastesrainbows]

Oh I Dont Know Very Much On That Subject
The Only Animals Ive Really Been Familiar With For Most Of My Life Are The Shambling Undead
And Theres Nothing Pleasant About Working With Them
Have You Tried Speaking With The Proprietor Of This Pet Shop
I Believe A Friend Of Mine May Work In One

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[just_daine]

what are the shambling undead?

i spoke to him and he gave me an application. its confusing though, i dont know what to put in some of the spaces.

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[tastesrainbows]

Monsters That Roamed Outside My Hive On Alternia
The Dead Returned To Life Or At Least Some Attempt At Not Quite Life
Shamblers In Particular Mindlessly Feasted On The Flesh Of The Living
Best To Be Avoided Without A chainsaw
Though They Lacked The Grace And Passion Of The Rainbow Drinkers

What Sort Of Fields Do You Refer To
Humans Use Information In Such Different Ways And Im Still Learning How To Navigate It

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[just_daine]

that sounds horrible. why would the dead do that? and what is a chainsaw?

it asks for a phone number. what is a phone? and what if i dont have one?

also under education it says degree, school, and major. what am i meant to write there?

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[tastesrainbows]

Perhaps They Simply Got Bored Of Being Confined To The Grave
I Can Say From Experience That It Can Be A Rather Bothersome State
Especially When Theres Always So Much Work To Be Done
The Easiest Way I Could Describe A Chainsaw Is As A Large Toothed And Motorized Sword

Phones Have Made Me Curious But I Have Been Able To Surmise That These Devices We Communicate From Are Colloquially Known By That Name Here
Unfortunately I Couldnt Tell You Anything About The Matter Of Education
Im Unsure How It Works Here On Earth
My Mother Always Taught Me From Home Where I Lived But I Dont Believe That Was A Common Setup Even There

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[just_daine]

how could you know from experience?

i don't see a number on this thing. how do i find out what it is?

i guess i'll have to ask someone else about the education bit. i've mostly been learning from numair but i dont know how to write that in this form...

[ APPLICATIONS ARE HARD. ]

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[tastesrainbows]

Its True That I May Not Be The Best Choice Of Person To Ask On The Subject
You See Im Still Rather New Myself And Still Learning Things Here

As For Your Other Question
Well
How Else Would You Expect One To Have Experience In Such A Subject

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[just_daine]

but if you were dead how did you come back?

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[tastesrainbows]

By Embracing My Own Undeath Of Course
Though Not To Worry Of Course Im Not As Unsophisticated Or Barbaric As A Shambler Of Course
So You Neednt Worry About That

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[just_daine]

so youre an undead? i didnt realize there were so many different kinds. im sorry, i must seem horribly rude.

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[tastesrainbows]

Well I Suppose I Must Be
Its The Only Logical Explanation
But More Of A Rainbow Drinker If The General Qualities Of My Undeath Are Any Indication

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[just_daine]

what does that mean? if you dont mind me asking.

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[tastesrainbows]

The Human Equivalent Would Be A Vampire Apparently
If That Means Anything To You

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[just_daine]

you mean a vampire bat? you eat blood?