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[fantasycliche]

[ Where ever Onyx is, she's lookin' pretty comfy. All flopped back and sprawled out, dripping laziness. And looking ever so pleased. ]

Just out of curiosity, how many of you have an interest in stopping that troll? "Stopping", in this case, meaning taking into custody, maiming, or killing. [ a quick pause, and then OH RIGHT CLARIFICATION WOULD BE

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[bullhorned]

[Oh look this lady looks slightly less unhappy this time around. Maybe he will talk to her again, even if this subject is basically hideous]

[Have a little Spanish kid with awkwardly huge horns looking... very earnest about all of this]

Uh... stopping him... is definitely a thing that... I think... probably needs to happen... And also... if protection is a thing that I can wish for... in this situation... then I would rather... it go to everyone... that he wants to uh... murder horribly... and not just the ones who... um... ask for it...

[bullhorned]

I thought that um... this was a... hypothetical... situation...? [Cry, can his luck actually be that bad...]

[fantasycliche]

It looks like you thought wrong. [ OH SHE IS JUST ENJOYING THIS TOO MUCH ]

[bullhorned]

Are you... going to try um... to hurt her...?

[fantasycliche]

I was planning on offering her protection, but would you prefer I hurt her?

[bullhorned]

[LKJSLKDJFKLSDF]

No! Um... no, I mean... that would... definitely not... be a thing that... I would want...

[fantasycliche]

[ and she just. smiles. ]

Don't worry. Jade will be protected.

[bullhorned]

[Sob he doesn't know if smiling is a good thing with her anymore...]

Okay... um... thank you... for that then...

[fantasycliche]

You're welcome.

[ a thoughtful pause ]

Is she liable to draw his attention at all, do you think?

[bullhorned]

Uhh... mostly no... But I don't... really... know with him... anymore... [Shrugs slightly]

[fantasycliche]

Anymore?

[bullhorned]

[fff awkward pause]

Yes we uh... used to be... friends sort of... But now... I think he... wants to kill everyone... including me...

[fantasycliche]

[ skeptically: ] Something like that is capable of making friends?

[bullhorned]

[Sad... ness...]

He wasn't um... always... like that...

[fantasycliche]

What changed?

[bullhorned]

I don't... uh know... It happens... sometime after... when I'm from, I think...