text; BatEncryption

[blondevigilante]

We're off for two weeks with a friend of a friend.

O's systems are running trying to track that interloper down. You know how to reach us!

P.S. Damian, you touch my bike I shave you kitten.

Comments

permatext; permaencryption

[xuffasch]

Amazing as it is, I have no interest in your stupid possessions.

Try not to do anything too imbecilic while you're gone.

[xuffasch]

You are entirely ludicrous.

[blondevigilante]

You only think I don't have a copy of the security video from our little museum trip.

[xuffasch]

If that ever sees the light of day I will find you and bury you where you will never be found.

[blondevigilante]

Don't worry it's all back home waiting for me to print out screen captures to add to your album.

[xuffasch]

You are a complexed and infuriating individual and I suggest you seek help.

[blondevigilante]

How can I find fault with such a professional opinion such as that?

[xuffasch]

Short answer? You can't.

And all my opinions are flawless and entirely logical. Far more than your own.

[blondevigilante]

How has Dick not drowned you in the river yet?

[xuffasch]

As if he could.

[blondevigilante]

I'll even lend him the sack to toss you in.

[xuffasch]

You are prepared with equipment for child abduction and murder? If that wasn't so stupid I might be impressed.

[blondevigilante]

Only if that child is you.

[xuffasch]

I'm not a child. I will cut out the tongue of the next person who calls me that.

[blondevigilante]

Until you can see over the counter without having to jump or climb, OR when you're old enough not to get carded you are still a child!

strikeouts deleted :3

[xuffasch]

That's hardly fair, my height is not my own doing-

What the hell is getting carded-

I am NOT a child-

I hate you and I hope your vehicle crashes.