002 ♍ video
[ kanaya is chilling at her apartment, seated at the table with a pink book in her hands. the cover, which is facing the camera, would best be described as "bodice ripping", showcasing a gentleman with a tattered shirt revealing his swelling chest, draped by his long, luxurious tresses, holding a lady in his arms whose dress only seems to stay on by sheer force of will.
there's a stack of similar books on the table beside her, next to which is a small, folded bundle in green and white spearmint stripes. is that a necktie?
as kanaya glances through the pages, she appears to be somewhat perturbed. ]
Why is it that the majority of your literature here on this planet seems to involve the male human wooing the female human? I find it... [ she pauses to think of the right word, her mouth turned downward in a scowl ] ...frustrating.
[ she turns the page and skims on, the raises an eyebrow and continues mostly to herself: ] Oh, is that how human reproduction operates?
[ oh! there was something else she needed to do while she was making this message, so she shuts off the video and privates this portion to Doc Scratch ]
As Im Certain Youre Already Aware This Is The Day Humans Typically Honor Their Adult Male Guardians
In My Attempts To Be Multicultural I Thought It May Be Appropriate For Me To Observe The Practice
And Since You Would Be The Most Fitting Candidate Well
What Im Saying Is I Made Something For You
Its A Bit Outside Your Typical Attire But Perhaps You Might Consider Trying Something New
I Think It Would Fit Your Style Rather Well At Least
[ is it a spearmint-striped necktie? will he already know this before she shows it to him? that's probably a yes on both counts. ]
there's a stack of similar books on the table beside her, next to which is a small, folded bundle in green and white spearmint stripes. is that a necktie?
as kanaya glances through the pages, she appears to be somewhat perturbed. ]
Why is it that the majority of your literature here on this planet seems to involve the male human wooing the female human? I find it... [ she pauses to think of the right word, her mouth turned downward in a scowl ] ...frustrating.
[ she turns the page and skims on, the raises an eyebrow and continues mostly to herself: ] Oh, is that how human reproduction operates?
[ oh! there was something else she needed to do while she was making this message, so she shuts off the video and privates this portion to Doc Scratch ]
As Im Certain Youre Already Aware This Is The Day Humans Typically Honor Their Adult Male Guardians
In My Attempts To Be Multicultural I Thought It May Be Appropriate For Me To Observe The Practice
And Since You Would Be The Most Fitting Candidate Well
What Im Saying Is I Made Something For You
Its A Bit Outside Your Typical Attire But Perhaps You Might Consider Trying Something New
I Think It Would Fit Your Style Rather Well At Least
[ is it a spearmint-striped necktie? will he already know this before she shows it to him? that's probably a yes on both counts. ]