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[soldarius]

[ the feed clicks on and the first thing anyone paying attention might see is how goddamn pale this person’s skin is. there’s a quiet hum and only ten or so seconds later it’s revealed to be a redheaded woman, eyes currently hidden behind dark sunglasses. it’s probably hard to make out any other physical details besides what appears to be tattoos

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[bullhorned]

uHH, mOSTLY NO,
tHERE DOESN'T, sEEM TO BE A WAY OUT,
aND ALSO, iT DOESN'T, sEEM TO BE A JOKE,
sINCE THERE ARE, uM, hUMANS,
wHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR, yEARS,
sO IF IT IS A JOKE, tHEN IT IS, vERY LONG,
aND PROBABLY, aLSO NOT VERY FUNNY,
sINCE MOST PEOPLE, aRE NOT LAUGHING, rIGHT NOW,

permatext.

[soldarius]

What are you if not human?

[bullhorned]

oH,

[Woops...]

uH, nORMALLY,
i'M A TROLL, fROM, uHHH, aLTERNIA,
bUT, i GUESS, tHE pORTER MADE ME, mOSTLY HUMAN,

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[soldarius]

[soldarius]

I can't say I've heard of it.

"Mostly"?

[bullhorned]

yES, mOSTLY,
iS A THING THAT i SAID,

[......oh is she looking for an explanation? Derp]

bECAUSE i STILL, hAVE MY, hORNS,

[soldarius]

Does this happen to all non-humans here?

[bullhorned]

tHE, oNES FROM MY WORLD, yES,
mOSTLY, tHIS SEEMS TO BE, uH, tHE THING THAT HAPPENS,
bUT i HAVEN'T, bEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH,
tO KNOW ABOUT, aNY OTHERS, rIGHT NOW,

[soldarius]

When did you arrive?

[bullhorned]

[LONG... PAUSE... while he counts days on his fingers. Man, earth time is stupid]

uH,
tHIRTY FIVE, hUMAN TWENTY FOUR HOUR PERIODS, aGO,
wAIT,
pOSSIBLLY,
tHIRTY SIX, aCTUALLY,

[soldarius]

Not very long then.

[bullhorned]

iS THAT, nOT VERY LONG,
iT HAS FELT, lIKE A VERY LONG TIME,

[soldarius]

[ two or three minutes later: ]

I shouldn't assume. Sorry. A month can feel long, especially being dragged off somewhere unwillingly.

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[bullhorned]

yES, tHOUGH MOSTLY, iT IS NOT BECAUSE, oF BEING HERE,
sO i HOPE, tHAT IT DOES NOT FEEL, lIKE A LONG TIME FOR YOU,
aND YOU, uH, eNJOY YOURSELF, aS MUCH AS YOU CAN,
wHEN YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO, bE HERE, iN THE FIRST PLACE,

[bullhorned]

[.........wait]

"month"
iS THAT, a HUMAN MEASUREMENT OF TIME,

[WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A MEASUREMENT OF TIME FOR THIRTY SIX DAYS THAT IS STUPID]

[soldarius]

Thanks. I'll try.

A month is thirty or thirty one days, yes.