video;

[sassyqueermage]

[There's button smashing and peculiar swearing damning some woman called Andraste. Suddenly the video flashes on and there is black, because Anders is still trying to break the thing apparently. When he pulls back his hand and notices it's on, he finally stops fighting with it and just stares. When he finally speaks, it's in a British-but-not-

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[mindyourhealth]

I do not understand this city very well. It is very modern. I do not think I have heard of speaking through hairbrushes yet. Is that something else in which they have put small radios?

[mindyourhealth]

[She's... not going to ask about the 'mostly-harmless' bit. It might lead to a place she's not sure she wants to hear of. Plus, he has a cat. From what she can tell, cats in this place like to chase squirrels, and, well, she'd prefer to be careful. Just in case.]

I do not wish to be crude.

[In other words, yeah. He's pretty much hit the nail on the head, there. She just. It goes against her sensibilities to say something like that, man.]

It is much colder.

[sassyqueermage]

Is it cold? I barely noticed. [Says the man with his tits hanging out.] It's a good thing we have something to make up for our lack of fur though--I believe they're called 'clothes'.

[mindyourhealth]

[She is politely declining to comment on the visibility percentage of his man-chest. There are only so many shocks to her system she can take in one day, and really? It isn't half as mind-boggling to her as the women going around in public in not much more than a bikini top and daisy dukes. She can tackle the issue of proper men's attire another day.]

Yes. I have always been fond of a good dress.

[She may sound somewhat amused as she says that--and if she were anyone else, he would be getting a sassy comment about how his wardrobe seems to indicate that he, too, appears fond of good dresses, but alas. She is not.]

[sassyqueermage]

And I fancy a good set of robes. Oh, look how much we have in common already! A human and a squirrel breaking the bridge between species like never before.

[mindyourhealth]

I can only hope that it will always be so simple.

[sassyqueermage]

And why not? I really hate when it gets all complicated. When you see a bad thing, kill it. When you see a good thing, buy them a drink! At least that's how it works for me.

[mindyourhealth]

Oh, dear. A drink would be all right, I suppose, if it is healthy. I do not think I can approve of violence. There must be another way.

[sassyqueermage]

Oh, believe me I would love if there was another way--usually in the opposite direction.

If I get settled, I'll buy you a drink. Sound fair?