As often as I get yoinked in and out of this place, you'd think I'd get Frequent Porter Miles. Sure, I'm not paying for the privilege of bouncing around the space/time continuum like a koosh ball on a string -- and here I brace myself for the inevitable, "What's a koosh ball?" questions -- but there's always SkyMall. I mean, who doesn't need a
$200 water pitcher, am I right? Not to mention a
towel spa, on sale for only $64.99!
So how many disasters did I miss?
LOCKED to the SPIDER-FAMILY.
Looks like I've been out of town for a while. Roll call?
Forward-dated to Friday, sent to AMANDA WALLER on Peter Parker's communicator.
Boss, it's Peter Parker, 'ported back in. Again. Belated congrats on the promotion! Erm. [The barest pause.] Still (re)hiring, by any chance?
[[OOC: Links are OOC, for your amusement.]]