been too long without a kill.

[niceassassin]

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So, my dear City. I have a question for all of you.

[He has the communicator set up to take video from a nearby table, leaving his hands free. Said hands are busy offscreen, only the faint noise of steel against stone giving away his current pursuit of sharpening knives.]

How do you fight?

[The sound of the whetstone stops for a

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[incywincyhero]

My dashing good looks stun people into submission.

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[niceassassin]

[Studies critically.]

Hmmm...

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[incywincyhero]

See? I haven't even deployed them yet and you're already speechless.

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[niceassassin]

I was thinking the costume must be terribly counterproductive.

[Pause, looking lower.]

In some areas.

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[incywincyhero]

[The barest pause, and Spidey ... shifts to face the camera at a slightly different angle. He's just fidgety, that's all.]

I've also been known to throw a few punches, now and again.