VIDEO; backdated to 6 AM

Jul 21, 2011 14:58

[ The camera points to the ceiling as off-screen, a scream is heard. ]

cut for disturbing imagery )

andy bernard | the nard dog

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ACTION. nottheanswers July 21 2011, 23:09:57 UTC
[Someone's knocking at the door!]

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ACTION. pamnotpammy July 21 2011, 23:13:39 UTC
[ lol nope not getting it. also sorry andy she just accidentally squeezed down on your hand so hard in panic. ]

Is that the police...?

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Re: ACTION. onteamvoldemort July 21 2011, 23:17:15 UTC
[Crap what else could--- Jim jumps at the sound of the door being knocked on. He quickly tries to do some mental math of some kind and gets something way off of two. Of the three of them, it looks like he's the one who has some kind of slightly useful power. What if it's the creep who left the arm out there?]

Uh. Uh. Back bedroom. Go to the back bedroom. [Crap wat do. He doesn't do this superhero thing. He just hangs up his cell phone without saying a word and glances around for some kind of defensive item. Nothing is computing right now.]

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ACTION. acahellyeah July 21 2011, 23:22:10 UTC
No I'll -- maybe it's the police! [ THEY COULD HAVE... BEEN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. RIGHT. Andy lets go of Pam's hand and runs to the door, peering through the peephole before ripping the door open.

I mean, like, he rips it off his hinges. The things that panicking + super strength do! ]

Oh cr-- [ He looks at their guest. ] Charlie!

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ACTION. nottheanswers July 21 2011, 23:37:00 UTC
[Vic jumps back at the door tearing away. HE DID NOT KNOW ANDY COULD DO THAT.] Jesus!

[He takes a moment to try to collect himself, but it's hard with all the shouting!]

Okay, where is it?

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Re: ACTION. pamnotpammy July 21 2011, 23:38:33 UTC
[ wow that's interesting. pam looks from jim to andy to the door. ]

So I guess both of you have superstrength...

[ wow pam that is really not the observation to be making right now. ]

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Re: ACTION. onteamvoldemort July 21 2011, 23:48:02 UTC
[Jim raises both of his eyebrows at the door being ripped off. Didn't they just replace that? He glances over at Pam for a second before back at the guy at the now-missing door. ]

Uh, it's-- [Pointing at the arm. Ohgodwhy. Why.]

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ACTION. acahellyeah July 21 2011, 23:50:21 UTC
Super strength? I don't-- [ Well... he looks curiously at the door he's got in hand, and impatiently sets it aside. That's a matter for later, whatever the case may be. He just nods, pointing along with Jim. ]

It's through here. By the window, none of us have touched it. Again. Um, [ Belatedly: ] Pam, Tuna, this is my friend Charlie.

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ACTION. nottheanswers July 22 2011, 00:20:27 UTC
[He gives a slight wave, just out of courtesy, as he crosses the room.]

Hi. You've already called the police?

[He takes one look at it and knows something isn't right.]

Andy, do you know how old this is?

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ACTION. acahellyeah July 22 2011, 00:26:22 UTC
Like... teenage, I thought. [ He winces and looks away. ]

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ACTION. pamnotpammy July 22 2011, 00:45:03 UTC
Yeah, it's...small.

[ pam is not even looking at the arm. what she is doing is folding her sweater up because there's dirt all over it and trying not to...freak out. ]

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Re: ACTION. onteamvoldemort July 22 2011, 00:47:43 UTC
[Jim gives a half nod.]

Uh, yeah. Kind of. I think I hung up. [Whoops. His brain is too much mush right now. Shouldn't this be in some kind of movie and, y'know, not real life?]

Yeah, it was, uh, just now and then you showed up. [Unhelpful.]

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ACTION. nottheanswers July 22 2011, 01:07:52 UTC
Well, there's that, [and he's not happy about that either] but it isn't what I meant.

This level of decomposition, lack of blood, the dirt? This thing had been in the ground a while before someone dug it up and left it here. The big question is where did it come from?

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ACTION. acahellyeah July 22 2011, 01:11:18 UTC
[ Blink blink. Andy points hesitantly toward the window. ]

I dug it up, it, er, it was buried in the window box, there were a ton of crows trying to dig it up. I just wanted to see what the commotion was...

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ACTION. pamnotpammy July 22 2011, 01:39:42 UTC
[ pam doesn't say anything just yet. she doesn't really know what to say. had the arm been here this whole time? who had even owned this apartment before they'd been here? ]

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Re: ACTION. onteamvoldemort July 30 2011, 16:26:50 UTC
[Jim doesn't really know what to say either, except.] Uh, it definitely, definitely wasn't us.

[Why even say that. Why even.]

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