no, seriously, fuck those guys

[deconnate]

[The video opens on a girl, high-school age, sitting at a desk. She's looking down into the camera, almost as if to make herself look taller, or perhaps simply because this is the only position she could angle it without the communicator falling over mid-broadcast. She's no one you'd recognize, and neither is the communicator number. (Alas, it is

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voice;

[nottheanswers]

I take it you're the one in charge, then?

Or would that be past tense?

[deconnate]

Aaand we're done. I don't need to deal with this bullshit.

[nottheanswers]

Do what you want, I've got better things to do than deal with a brat like you.

[deconnate]

Pffff, says the guy who's been doing nothing but asking me stupid ass questions about my feelings.

Have fun dressing up your Bratz. You'll never win the competition without that sequined mini-skirt!

[SHE AIN'T EVEN MAD.]

[nottheanswers]

Who said the feelings in question were ever meant to be yours?

[deconnate]

Uh, the whole "how aware were you of blah blah blah" and "whine you think it was perfectly reasonable petulant whine" and "your lack of this feeling isn't going to inspire us to blah blah blah"

Look, it's you, asking about my opinions and reactions and feeeeelings.

Goddamn you suck at this.

[nottheanswers]

While on its face it looks like I'm just gauging how complicit and heartless you are, underneath it all aren't I just lashing out at the first person to claim responsibility?

[deconnate]

How the fuck should I know? I'm not your goddamn therapist.

[nottheanswers]

Well, these things are obvious when you're paying attention.

[okay he's just trolling at this point]

[deconnate]

So which friend of yours is it you're so upset about? One of the kids? The mute girl? Blind guy? The screamer?

[nottheanswers]

Screamer? [OH FUCK NO]

[deconnate]

[Oh yeah. She went there. See Vic, this is trolling.]

It was nooot a pretty harvest, I can tell you that much right now.

I almost felt sorry for it.

[nottheanswers]

Just almost, of course.

[deconnate]

I doubt you wanted me to have pity for them.

[nottheanswers]

Usually something like that would throw up a red flag.

[deconnate]

Instead, inevitable word vomit.

Possibly with flags, but that depends on your diet.