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[bedeviledspider]

Okay, city. I know there are more important things going on right now, but since I almost had to call the fire department this morning... there's something I need to know. How do you tell someone they need cooking lessons?

Also, are there any good ways to teach that don't involve cookbooks? Just wondering.

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voice;

[xuffasch]

And you can't simply tell them because...?

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

You try telling that to someone who could kill you with her pinky.

voice;

[xuffasch]

If she can do that, I don't see why cooking is such an issue.

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

Right. 'Cause she could crush her way into making a meal. That's totally how it works.

Have you ever cooked before?

voice;

[xuffasch]

Does it matter? ( the answer is no. ;c )

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

[ Of course it is. c: ] Well. If you're about to give me advice on a subject you have no experience in, then yes, I would say it matters.

voice;

[xuffasch]

You're the one who felt the need to ask.

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

You're the one who felt the need to respond.

voice;

[xuffasch]

I was bored.

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

Surely there are better things you could do with your time?

voice;

[xuffasch]

Unlike some, I possess enough mental capacity to multitask.

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

Yes, yes. I know. You're the intellectual superior of us all. I believe we've had this conversation before.

voice;

[xuffasch]

But you're still here asking questions.

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

I know, right. How absurd of me. Asking a Network of people from various fields and professions for advice. Granted, at least a quarter of the answers may very well be coming from psychotics, but that's about the same rate as it is back home.

voice;

[xuffasch]

So? Did you hear anything actually helpful, or was it just a waste of time?

voice;

[bedeviledspider]

A bit of both. Most of it was useless but some of it was worth noting.

[ And then there was Spidey's attempt at... "education". ]