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[shesmashes]

[ the video clicks onto a large, muscular green woman sitting on a deserted bench in a purple tanktop and matching pants. and she's obviously very, very tall.

there's a smile before she speaks up.Alright, let me get this straight. I got taken away from my own "superhero" business to be one in another dimension? And here I left my heroing license

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[kathreptis]

The Porter seems to have a knack for picking people who already had some heroing under their belt.

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[shesmashes]

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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[kathreptis]

Good for the Porter, who seems to be aiming for "hero."

Bad for us, who would probably be doing this at home.

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[shesmashes]

Hey, help out where I can, right? I have a lot of good will to spread.

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[kathreptis]

Now, there's a refreshing attitude. I think you've just about missed the riots, but I'm sure they'll be something for you to do soon enough.

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[shesmashes]

Can't say I ever let myself get idle. That'd be of poor taste.

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[kathreptis]

That it would.

So, you're She-Hulk, you said? I'm Donna.

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[shesmashes]

Pleasure to meet you, Donna. You're pretty adjusted about all of this.

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[kathreptis]

Well, it's either that or panic, and I can't say I'm fond of the second option.

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[shesmashes]

And I'm hoping most people aren't. The whole headless-chicken thing isn't all that appealing.

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[kathreptis]

And with the amount of us there is? It might get more than a bit unweildly.

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[shesmashes]

Pretty sure we wouldn't fit in a chicken coop.

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[kathreptis]

Unless you think of the entire city as one big coop, in which case we all fit in quiet nicely.

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[shesmashes]

Maybe it's just the newbie in me speaking, but it doesn't seem too bad. Reminds me of New York.

Though that can't be an accident, huh?

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[kathreptis]

I think it's either a very convincing copy, or simply another reality's version. Most people lean towards the second option.

Though in either case, my favorite cafe is missing.

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[shesmashes]

Definitely sounds like the parallel universe thing. We're lucky there's not alternate versions of ourselves running around here.