004 -- video; backdated to whenever the riots officially ended.

[fastburning]

[ johnny's in boston! the riot is over, and johnny's standing in the street, which is still pretty trashed, holding a charred foam finger and wearing a red sox baseball cap. and drinking a 7UP. he's got some pretty awesome bruises blossoming on his face, but apart from that, he's all in one piece. best superhero ever. ]Hey, the riots are over.

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[incywincyhero]

And I see you've turned traitor on us already.

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[incywincyhero]

Sue is a smart woman and one of the most terrifying people on the planet, so I'll take that as a compliment. Look, I see an ambulance with some EMTs standing behind you. March!

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[fastburning]

I'm going, I'm going.

[ not...moving... ]

I was kinda waiting. Till everyone else went.

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[incywincyhero]

Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm, get your butt over to the nearest EMT right now or I'm coming to get you. I'll probably have to get someone to take me in the quinjet, but I'm sure any Avenger would happily lend me a hand getting a lost, wayward teenager back to safety.

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[fastburning]

[ (fuu) ]

Who told you my full name?

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[incywincyhero]

Think about it, kid. I've known my version of you since forever. Y'think I haven't heard Susan full-naming you before?

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[fastburning]

That is so cheating.

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[incywincyhero]

And just think of all the other horrifying anecdotes I might've picked up over the years. True, given all the wibbly wobbly timey wimey going on they're not all going to match up with things you've done ... but who's gonna know that?

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[fastburning]

Are you blackmailing me?

Cause that is totally against the bro code.

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[incywincyhero]

Pure self-preservation, my man. You know what Sue'd do to me if she came here and found out I wasn't looking after her little brother properly? I'd be lucky to escape with my life.

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[fastburning]

I bet she'd yell at me for being dumb before she got to you. You'd have escape time.

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[incywincyhero]

Please, I once watched as she took on Ben, She-Hulk, Crusher Creel and Titania all at the same time, without breaking a sweat. She had them all on the ground in, what, two minutes? No, I happen to be enjoying my life at the moment, so I'm not taking the risk.

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[fastburning]

Fine, fine.

I'll go let the guys check me out.

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[incywincyhero]

Thank you.

Do whatever they tell you. And tell me what they tell you.

video; LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LATER

[fastburning]

[ all the manly scrapes are covered in bandages 8c and they took his foam finger and hat away apparently. ]

I don't have a concussion.

permaetc;

[incywincyhero]

Good man. How are you getting home?