001 - Video

[notgayformscott]

[He just stares at the screen a little disbelieving.

What. Is. His. Life.]

So guess there's a portal in the men's bathroom at work. If only I knew that sooner. Right. I'm new. Name's Ryan. Just sort of point me in the direction of the nearest bar.

[And then his watch decides to stick to his face. What the hell. Powers. He doesn't look amused.]

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[kathreptis]

Somehow I don't think a bar will help you with that.

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[notgayformscott]

So long as it gets me drunk enough to forget.

[kathreptis]

There're a few places you can go for that, but chances are when you're sober again you'll still be here.

[notgayformscott]

I figured as much. The hangover might be worth it.

[kathreptis]

In that case, you'll probably want to be heading ( here. ).

[notgayformscott]

Great. Thanks.

[kathreptis]

Here's hoping your face doesn't attract the bottles, as well.

[notgayformscott]

Just metal. And it's not just my face.

[kathreptis]

Magnetism, is it? Do you need any help? I can't imagine that would be convenient, most of the time.

[notgayformscott]

No. Just things flying at my body.

[kathreptis]

And this is entirely new, I take it?

[notgayformscott]

Completely.

[kathreptis]

Oh, dear. Maybe you should find a park or something until you can figure it all out.

[notgayformscott]

A park? I doubt that's going to make me figure anything out. I have weird powers and I'm in some strange place.

There it's figured out.

[kathreptis]

I was thinking somewhere where you wouldn't...attract much?

And you're satisfied with just that?

[notgayformscott]

Yes. I have no greater calling or need to do justice. This isn't a comic book. I want to go back to... being me.