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[boltalicious]

I have obtained tickets to a performance by a man named "Weird Al Yankovic". It seems they're being given out to randomly chosen shoppers at the Fairway Market. I was unable to return them to my serviceperson. [ and he tried so hard to. :( ]

I think there are those that could put these tickets to better use than I.

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[manlytear]

Perhaps some of the younger individuals on this network would appreciate them.

[He has no idea what a "Weird Al Yankovic" is, and is not sure if he wants to know.]

[boltalicious]

That was my hope. Although the performer is reportedly "lame", so it's possible they will go unredeemed.

[manlytear]

... He can't walk?

[That's what "lame" means, right? Like Charles?]

[boltalicious]

I think it's meant as slang.

[manlytear]

How unusual.

[boltalicious]

You're behind your time. I'm sure there will be a good deal of vernacular to catch up on.

[manlytear]

It seems that way. I am becoming accustomed to some of it.

[boltalicious]

How many years have you missed?

[manlytear]

Half a century. It is difficult to adjust to, but it could be worse.

[boltalicious]

Yes. It could be much worse.

[manlytear]

What about yourself? Is your universe much different from this one?

[boltalicious]

It is nearly identical, but the few differences are significant.

[manlytear]

I suppose that is fortuitous.

[boltalicious]

As we've agreed: it could be worse.

[manlytear]

I do not believe I have seen you post on the network before.

[boltalicious]

I had not utilized it for a post of my own before.