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[boltalicious]

I have obtained tickets to a performance by a man named "Weird Al Yankovic". It seems they're being given out to randomly chosen shoppers at the Fairway Market. I was unable to return them to my serviceperson. [ and he tried so hard to. :( ]

I think there are those that could put these tickets to better use than I.

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voice, OH SO ENCRYPTED;

[incywincyhero]

Oh no no no no, Jess, we've talked about this!

[incywincyhero]

Would you rather have me show up with you or crash your meeting? Those are your only options.

[arakhnes]

You're not coming. At all.

[incywincyhero]

You don't have a choice. I'll take it to Black Bolt if I have to; I'm sure he'll understand brotherly concern at my teenage sister's antics.

[arakhnes]

I just want to go see what a Weird Al is without my genetic template brother hovering over my shoulder!

[incywincyhero]

You wouldn't even like Weird Al. I like Weird Al and I'm sure you'd think he's old and boring. But it could be an 'N Sync concert for all I care, I'm still not letting you go alone.

[arakhnes]

You don't need to baby me!

he doesn't have a beard but that expression

[incywincyhero]

I'm treating you as exactly the age you are.

BEARD...................

[arakhnes]

You're babying me.

[incywincyhero]

So quit acting like a baby!

[arakhnes]

I'm not acting like a baby!

voice, encrypted; sorry for confusion

[incywincyhero]

Yeah, you're sure proving it right now.

[He sighs.]

Jessica, please. He's not necessarily going to be comfortable all on his own with a teenage girl, either.

permathat

[arakhnes]

[ obviously sulking. silence. ]

Fine. But I'm not talking to you.

[incywincyhero]

[Obviously eyerolling.]

I can live with that.

[More gently:]

Thank you, Jess.

[arakhnes]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.