☠ nine [translated from eldritch]

[disillusionists]

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[incywincyhero]

Kind of a personal question, isn't that?

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[disillusionists]

Is it?

voice;

[incywincyhero]

You're asking people to describe the things that haunt and scare them -- I'd say that's a mite intrusive, yeah.

[Pause.]

I've always thought there was something shifty about the Trix rabbit.

[disillusionists]

Ok.
Is it because of his fascination with obtaining cereal made for younger audiences?

[incywincyhero]

Nah. Well, sure, a little, but mostly that he's that obsessed with cereal that just ain't that great. I can see going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, fired up for Froot Loot -- sorry, Fruit Loops -- but thrilled for Trix? It's gotta be a put-on.

[disillusionists]

...
I doubt rabbits' taste buds are that evolved to know the difference.

[incywincyhero]

He's an anthropormorphic rabbit, probably escaped from some sort of mad science equipment. He can probably discern individual molecules by taste.

[disillusionists]

Probably.