35th Fantasy // Video

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[Calvin is in his room, grinning evilly while waving a few dollar bills at the camera]Guess who just joined the working world? That’s right, me! I’m now making money as part of the glamorous, fast-paced private sector! I’m a product tester for Weasley Wizards Wheezes, an important part of the mighty corporate machine

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[xuffasch]

Go for the condo. Suburban housing market is in the tank at the moment.

permavideo

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[Calvin nods sagely as though he totally knows about markets and stuff]

Got it. Think I'll be able to find anything in Manhattan?

permavoice

[xuffasch]

It depends on your price-range. But I'm sure there'll be something.

[more_surreal]

Good. High-powered professionals like me need to stay close to downtown. That's where the action is.

[xuffasch]

Undoubtedly. Also, those places with the most expense. I hope your employers are willing to cover it.

[more_surreal]

Oh yeah, that makes sense. I'll just have to squeeze it out of them, then! I'm a master at hardball negotiating tactics.

[xuffasch]

Is that so? Do you have investment plans, as well?

[more_surreal]

Um... not yet. But I'm sure I'll come up with a great one soon!

[xuffasch]

I'm sure. You seem smarter than most kids.

[more_surreal]

Oh, you noticed! Technically I'm smarter than most people, but it's true that I stand especially high above my peers intellectually. It's always good to have it recognized, though. Lots of people just don't seem to get it.

[xuffasch]

That's because those people are stupid.

[more_surreal]

Exactly! It's really hard, being surrounded by dolts every day. You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

[xuffasch]

You have no idea.

[more_surreal]

Well, I have a lot of ideas...

I'm Calvin.

[xuffasch]

I attempting to be colloquial. Clearly that didn't work.

...I'm Damian.

[more_surreal]

Hey, it worked! I just like talking about my ideas.

So you're a boy genius too?