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[arakhnes]

[ an audio recording sent from the Jessica Drew comm. she sounds bored, and a little wistful if anything.Okay, so I know a lot of you guys are from some world where you don't have technology, or at least, not the kind that we have around here

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[gatewhatgate]

I need a facebook to make friends? How do I get one?

That's a lot of sparkles.

[arakhnes]

You register for an account. It's a super easy process.

[gatewhatgate]

Okay, thanks. ...Where do I register?

[arakhnes]

[ LINK ]

You gotta be careful though. There are a lot of weirdos out there. Also, bots. The Internet is a dangerous place.

[gatewhatgate]

Thank you, miss! ...It can't hurt me, can it?

[He sounds cheerful, but a bit nervous. He's not so sure about all these "weirdos" and "bots" he might run into.]

[arakhnes]

Nah.

Well.

Maybe emotionally.

[gatewhatgate]

I don't really like being hurt emotionally!

[arakhnes]

Hey, it happens to everyone, right?

[gatewhatgate]

Um, I guess, but wouldn't it be more awesome if nobody ever got hurt emotionally and everybody was just friends and played games together?

[arakhnes]

If only, dude. But life's not like that. And I can't believe I'm the one saying this.

[gatewhatgate]

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying.

Maybe if everybody wants it really hard we could make it happen?

[arakhnes]

Tap your red shoes together?

[gatewhatgate]

But where am I even going to get red shoes?!

[arakhnes]

From a witch crushed by a house?

[gatewhatgate]

Is the witch alright? I think that would be rude.

[arakhnes]

I think she died, actually....