[The video comes on to show a friendly but decidedly inhuman-looking teenager smiling down at his communicator with pointy teeth.]
[His skin his grey and he has some impressively big yellow-orange horns, poking out on either side of a black mohawk, longhorn cattle-style. He is also COVERED in pigeons. They're all around him on the park bench, on
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Well, uh, I just found another little plantblock, which is nice that they have, because I feel calmer sitting in here, it is a little like being in a beautiful paradise planet of legend, when the, uh, four wheeled gasoline powered honkmobiles aren't being too loud. I, uh, don't see anything parked in here right now, though?
Anyway, there was a sign saying that it's called, uh, Washington Square Park. Does that help? Oh! Oh I can't believe I forgot to tell you! ...Though now I won't tell you until you get here, I think, because I am pretty sure that this is the best surprise that's ever happened to me! Gamzee, it's amazing, and I can't wait to show you!
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You're lucky I ewen lower myself to consortin' with a fuckin' dirtscraper like yourself in the first place.
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And you're motherfuckin' lucky that we're at liking your ownself at all, brinesucker.
[Waaaait, like is probably the wrong word.
WELP, TOO LATE IT'S THERE NOW amongst insults that might cover his tracks. Maybe.]
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what?
[YEAH HE CAUGHT THAT. he's crazy like a vulpinebeast when it comes to finding secret meanings in other people's statements, even if they're imaginary!]
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He could lie, but that might blow up in his face later. Actually, there's a lot here that could blow up in his face here.
As far as he's concerned Eridan is probably the opposite of thrilled to hear like since he's his kismesis and all.]
Uhhhhh, we'll get at talking at you later. Kinda need to get on talking at Tavros right the motherfuck now anyway.
[Master of communication right here.]
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[DEMANDS WILL MAKE THIS BETTER]
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[Private:]
Just name a place and we'll get our talk on there with you after what's done at meeting Tavros. Or some other motherfuckin' time. Shouldn't get in on talking about this shit not at person anyway.
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Where'r you stayin'?
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The mother fuck all are you at?
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I'm no sorta prize, accordin' to your own personal fuckin' wrong opinion; what's stoppin' you from findin' somebody who you think is?
[LA LA LA SPITEFUL BITCHERY LA DE DA]
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If I wanted to get at having another motherfucker I would have all gotten at leaving you the first motherfuckin' time I thought you were getting at on cheating.
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[pause. fuck why can't he not be more worried about getting dumped than making Gamzee suffer fuck.]
[ADDRESS]. I don't like waitin' up.
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[And he hangs up.]
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