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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[gatewhatgate]

You sound like a friend of mine. [The whole human-hating bit, not the whole confusing bits about polygamous relationships (whatever that means) and torpedoes into deep space bits. He has no idea what that's about.]

I dunno if I'd agree with either of you, I've met a few nice humans.

[gatewhatgate]

Nothing! Just that you're hard-broiled or something. And a little mean.

[bendersgotback]

I'm plenty nice! Just to people who deserve it.

[gatewhatgate]

Wait, does that mean --

Aw man, I don't deserve it?

[bendersgotback]

Exactly. You have to earn my kindness.

[gatewhatgate]

I can earn it!

[bendersgotback]

You just have to get me something that I want.

[gatewhatgate]

What do you want?

[bendersgotback]

Hmmm... Got any money? Or bank account details? Or booze?

[gatewhatgate]

Ummmm.

[bendersgotback]

I don't hear a 'no'!

[gatewhatgate]

I dunno about any of that stuff. I have a half-eaten hotdog I got from the garbage and this neat bag I found. I'm pretty hungry so I think I'll keep the hotdog, but you can have the bag if you promise to be nice.