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[he_is_wild]

[Joker is sitting in an armchair somewhere. Tied up, across from him, is a man in a suit. The communicator is set up to show all of this. Clearly, the clown enjoys an audience.]

It's just not fair. I finally think I find the guy and it just ends up being part of the flock!

[The man mumbles frantically into his gag. Joker tilts his head, an

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[meowminx]

[ Uh oh, bad feeling. ]

Found who?

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[he_is_wild]

THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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[meowminx]

...And?

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[he_is_wild]

[He eyes the camera a moment]

I eviscerated him.

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[meowminx]

What?

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[he_is_wild]

It was pretty messy...

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[meowminx]

Where is he?

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[he_is_wild]

And why should I tell you that!?

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[meowminx]

Because I don't believe you.

[ Lies. ]

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[he_is_wild]

Yecch. By now he could be anywhere.

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[meowminx]

Bullshit.

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[he_is_wild]

...He was here...

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[meowminx]

Sure.

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[he_is_wild]

No, I mean HE was here! You wouldn't be this antsy about the fledglings. MINE. MY Bat, he was here! But I missed him, didn't I?

[He pounces on the therapist and seizes him by the throat.]

BATMAN WAS HERE!

[The therapist makes a strangled sound into the gag]

STOP MUMBLING!

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[meowminx]

He's not yours. And he isn't here.

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[he_is_wild]

Of course he is. And I'm his. It's a comedy duo, kitten!