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[electrouble]

[ Electro's sitting in his fully lit -- though the lights flicker now and then, sporadically -- apartment, drinking a beer. His eyes are glowing and looks really annoyed. ]

Hey, a little warning next time, huh? I wanted to relax tonight. How am I supposed to keep my shit cold? [ He shakes his beer can, and the lights flicker again. He snaps his

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[incywincyhero]

Someone else blacked out the city and you're the one complaining about it? Now there's an interesting turn of events.

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[electrouble]

Well, yeah. One, I'd like some warning before all my shit goes down. I can feel it, you know. Two, blacking out city blocks is my shtick and I already have enough people confuse me with The Shocker to like imitation that much.

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[incywincyhero]

I guess I can't blame you, buddy. If I had a starfish on my face and people still mixed me up with some other guy -- boy, would I be ticked.

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[electrouble]

Considering how many times you've had it fly at you, I'd figure you'd know what lightning looks like by now.

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[incywincyhero]

Well, it's kind of like when a kindergartener proudly hands you the drawing they made in art class, y'know? You know it means lightning, but that doesn't mean it looks anything like it.

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[electrouble]

Fuck you, Fancy Pants! I don't got to take this from a guy who thinks red and blue are the colors that make people think of spiders.

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[incywincyhero]

What can I say? It was red and black once upon a time, but I've never been very good with laundry.

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[electrouble]

That must be why it fit so snug.

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[incywincyhero]

Maxie, Maxie, Maxie. Been admiring the cut of my jib, have you?

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[electrouble]

Hey, don't flatter yourself, pal.

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[incywincyhero]

[In rolling, declamatory tones.] "Loving yourself is the greatest thing you can do in life." [His normal voice.] C'mon, Max, haven't you ever watched Oprah? I always figured that for a prison TV standard; guess I was wrong.

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[electrouble]

If sitting around watching Oprah was how I spent my time in prison I think I'd kill myself. I mean, maybe that'd be Gargan's idea of a good time, for me it's gotta be wrestling or Jerry Springer, or I'm goin' outside.