1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

Comments

Voice;

[gatewhatgate]

Uh, I don't think the scary voice lady is dating anyone. I'm not sure if Larcheezi can date.i [That is not her name. In any way.] But then, I haven't been here that long.

[themouthymerc]

Ahhh, Larcheezi. What a majestic name. [...what have you done...] Well if anyone else asks, mystery voice, you can tell 'em she's seeing the luckiest guy in town: me.

I really need an edit button. Curse my crooked fingers.

[gatewhatgate]

Don't you have to ask her out and give her flowers before you announce you're dating? Making sure she can love might be a good idea too, Mr... [What did he say his name was again?] Deadpool.

:( I hate when my fingers rebel against me.

[themouthymerc]

I would, but this is pretty much inevitable. Don't they say that women like a man with confidence? I am stupid with confidence right now! How can she resist?

Somebody needs to teach those fingers a lesson.

[gatewhatgate]

She could say no. She could say "No thank you, Mr. Deadpool, I'm not interested. May we please be platonic friends?".

I tried to give them a slap on the wrist, but it was ineffective for some reason. 8(

[themouthymerc]

What are you saying? Are you saying that you don't think she'd go for a guy like me? Where did I go wrong?! I treated her right! I gave her my heart, man!

...I can't beat that.

[gatewhatgate]

I just dunno if she'd go for any guy.

How long did you talk with her for, anyway?