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[totallyrhombus]

Hey, anybody else gettin' these letters? [Waves some envelopes that clearly say CPS on them. He looks down at them all annoyed.] At first I was like, "Wowzers! Someone's writing to me for help, how special!" but then it was all talkin' about guardians and . . . junk . . . [He clearly got too bored to get beyond a sentence.] I thought it would

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permavoice;

[xuffasch]

Perhaps the issue of handwriting is why they are so adamant in the first place.

[totallyrhombus]

Why's that?

[He seriously hasn't read the letters fully, he just didn't notice any key words like SWORDS and PROTECT FROM DRAGONS AND MARAUDERS when he skimmed so...]

[xuffasch]

Because they want to educate you. ( he says it like a dirty word. )

[totallyrhombus]

Edu-cate-me. Why the wanna do that? I already got my schoolin' from a bunch of dogs!

[xuffasch]

Because they like to meddle.

[totallyrhombus]

Those JERKS. How do I make them stop meddling?

[xuffasch]

Giving in to their demands, odious as they may be. Or evading them entirely.

Or lying.

[totallyrhombus]

I can't lie, dude, that's wrong! I would totally evade them if I could just finish my tree house in the park!

If I give in to their demands what would they be?

[xuffasch]

Probably going to school on a regular basis.

Perhaps submitting to the care of a guardian.

[totallyrhombus]

I don't go to school or have a guardian back home, this is balls, man.

[xuffasch]

That is exactly what it is.

[totallyrhombus]

What about you?

[xuffasch]

I am evading, for the moment.

[totallyrhombus]

Ooh, you on the run like a renegade or something? Living on the lam?

[xuffasch]

Sure, let's go with that.

[totallyrhombus]

Wow. So cool.