☠ eleven [translated from eldritch]

[disillusionists]

[ there's Eridan and Rose sitting together on a couch. Rose is dressed in her soccer team uniform and not looking very happy to be there. Eridan's disgruntled and pissy like always. in Rose's hands, there's a dry erase board and a large pile of markers. ]

Now, it's been brought to my attention that certain indiwiduals are throwin' around the

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video; i'm making a habit of being terrible at hiatus lately

[tastesrainbows]

[ just. glowing lineface. ]

How terribly grateful I must be. Particularly considering that it's a rather illegitimate quadrant when one considers its notable lack of any potential for caliginous fulfillment, ashen intervention notwithstanding.

Well, no potential for reciprocal caliginous fulfillment. Which is what I find so unsavory about being forced into this unsolicited arrangement.

video; LMFAO FUCK THE HIATUS

[disillusionists]

[ god she's not even interested in this ]

Hi, Kanaya.

video; I'M SO BAD AT IT IDEFK

[tastesrainbows]

[ that makes two of 'em, she's just leaning her face on an arm ]

Hello, Rose. I suspect from your displayed ennui during the presentation that you're more than familiar with being forced into such arrangements.

video; HIATUSES ARE FOR LOSERS

[disillusionists]

[ rose is smoothing her hair before licking a little bit of the blood on her lips ]

Mm hmm. This seems to be how my life evolves, at this point.

video; THEN WHY AREN'T I A PERFECT MATCH IDGI

[tastesrainbows]

[ kanaya jerks upright at the sight of blood, her glow flaring a little. not out of thirst, but worry. ]

What happened? You appear to be bleeding!

video; YOU ARE NOT A LOSER

[disillusionists]

[ she ain't even bothered. just fixing her hairband ]

Eridan and I got into a bit of a scuffle. [ shrug ]

video; FALSEHOOD

[tastesrainbows]

[ FFFFF SO MUCH FUSSING AND FLARING ]

What did he do?

video; LMFAO DIE

[disillusionists]

[ blink of surprised ]

He attempted to bludgeon me with a lamp. He's much worse than I am right now though.

[ GAVE HIM A BLACK EYE HAHAH ]

video; OKAY /dead

[tastesrainbows]

[ HARRUMPHS ] And I'm sure he deserved whatever he was given.

video; NO BABY

[disillusionists]

Oh, most certainly. I regret not giving him more than what he received, but c'est la vie.

video; /gets back up, starts glowing WHOOPS

[tastesrainbows]

Say la vee? I'm unfamiliar with the phrase.

[ she has had, at best, a week's worth of french lessons at this point
AND THE SECOND WEEK WAS CUT SHORT, THANKS GAMZEE ]

video; WHAT.............................. PLOT TWIST

[disillusionists]

"Such is life".

video; YEAH NO ONE SAW IT COMING why am i so thirsty now

[tastesrainbows]

Ah. Well a life like that can be terribly frustrating, I've found over the past few months.

There can be at least a small degree of catharsis in imagining harm being done to him, but it's hardly as fulfilling as actually enacting such harm. I will admit to imagining my punching bag to be a rather oblong and larger version of his thinkpan in the past, but repairing it afterwards got to be too much of a chore.

[ SHE JUST REALLY WANTS HIM DEAD OKAY ]

video; STAY AWAY FROM MY NECK....

[disillusionists]

Understandable. Do you feelings for him constitute as "caliginous flirting"?

video; BUT I ALREADY HAVE AN ICON................

[tastesrainbows]

Hardly. I find him utterly loathsome and undeserving of the very air he breathes, but in a way that demands far more finality than any sort of ebony inclinations would desire.

video; N O P E

[disillusionists]

So you have no inclination to torture him, or whatever it is being "kismesis" suggests.