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[hhhhfuckedagain]

[This is quite possibly the angriest anyone has ever seen the Pro. The video just shows her face.

She's also crying at the same time. And is soaked from something other other.]Hey, asshole! You shitlicking, limp-dicked, scumsucking son of a bitch, I'm going to fucking kill you. When I find you, I'm gonna rip your cock off and make you eat it. And

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[incywincyhero]

[It would be an understatement to say that Spider-Man and Electro have never gotten along. But there's a weird sort of possessiveness that comes with having a rogues' gallery, and there's a hell of a difference between wanting a troublesome supervillain to actually stay in prison for once, and wanting him dead.]

Oh my god. Max...

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[hhhhfuckedagain]

[That's right, comfort the one who didn't happen across his body floating lifelessly down the river.]

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[incywincyhero]

[He doesn't know the Pro at all! But he figures she's probably heard of him, and maybe platitudes from her recently deceased boyfriend's erstwhile nemesis aren't what she needs to hear right now.

Which isn't to say he doesn't feel guilty about, well, not knowing what to say.]

STILL NOT HERE

[hhhhfuckedagain]

[The horriblest, Spidey. T___T]

ACTUALLY HERE NOW; voice

[incywincyhero]

[Aaaaand the guilt's too much for him.]

Miss? I, ah ... I'm really sorry.

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[hhhhfuckedagain]

[Mwahaha, she didn't even have to do anything to inflict that guilt eithr. ♥]

...Thanks.

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[incywincyhero]

Can I --

[Carefully.]

Look, whatever else you can say about the two of us, I've known Max for a long time, and I'd like to help -- I won't let this pass. I'll do everything I can to find the guy who did this.

[And then make sure they get to jail before the Pro or any of Max's other friends gets their hands on him.]

[hhhhfuckedagain]

[The jail won't stop her from killing the bastard. B|]

He didn't deserve this.

[incywincyhero]

[Good thing it won't come to that ... not that either of them know that.]

No, he really didn't.

[Pause.]

Is someone there with you, or would you like me to call someone to be there with you?

[Cause she's not on the network already or anything.]

[hhhhfuckedagain]

Cops're coming, I think.

[incywincyhero]

[He hesitates. This is such a bad idea…]

Look, like I said, I'll be looking into this. If there's anything you remember later you think might be important, or if you -- if you need me in any other way, here's my number. [He sends it.] Okay? Don't hesitate to call if you need me.

[hhhhfuckedagain]

[Naw, it isn't at all.]

...Thanks.

[incywincyhero]

O-of course.

[Please let this not bite him in the butt.]

[hhhhfuckedagain]

[Hey, she stays on the right side of the law! Mostly! No reason to regret this helpfulness. FO SRS]

I'll let you know if I need something.

[incywincyhero]

[He's just wary of, well, girlfriends of his supervillains. They usually try to kill him at some point.]

Day or night, whatever you need.

[hhhhfuckedagain]

[Unless she catches him roughing up some hookers in a bad way, probably not gonna happen. :D]

Thanks. Really, I mean it. This is just- ugh. I know he'll be back he'd better be back or I'm never forgiving him, but.

[Sniffle.