voice;

[assistotle]

"The secret to humor is surprise."

An unexpected turn of events, but you won't find me complaining.

[his tone is smooth and disaffected. in the background, there are general... city type noises. they're kind of distant, though, like somebody is being a creep and skulking around on rooftops and shit. spoilers, he is!Much as I appreciate the change

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video;

[xuffasch]

Oh. It figures.

permavoice;

[assistotle]

It does, doesn't it?

I've missed our chess games.

[whether he's being facetious or not isn't immediately clear!]

[xuffasch]

Most of the people here are even worse than you, were that ever possible.

[assistotle]

Maybe we're all conspiring to lull you into a false sense of security.

[xuffasch]

Is that what you're trying to do? Announcing yourself isn't exactly subtle.

[assistotle]

I tend to set my sights somewhat higher than psycho ninja brats.

[xuffasch]

And then you end up falling in the dirt. We all know.