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( this post is sent from a pretty scrambled signal, not traceable to either of Damian’s standard communicators. )
If you are under the age of eighteen and have found yourself trapped by the hideous system that is the social norms of this City, then you may wish to take a minute away from your busy schedule of doing meaningless addition problems and reading Jane Eyre and read the following.
There is an organization in place known as Child Protective Services, otherwise known as the CPS because they believe you too moronic to remember three words, and also because referring to something by an acronym makes it more mysterious and therefore intimidating, in their opinions. Make no mistake; they do not wish to protect you, nor to provide you with anything remotely resembling a service. Their aim is to control you and indoctrinate you.
The way they do this? A combination of webs known as the public and private schooling systems. They draw you in with promises of the companionship of your peers and the ability to gain knowledge in a protected environment. This, however, is a lie. What they really wish to do is keep an eye on you, to huddle everyone who may rise up against them into several institutions that can be easily monitored, and then fill your minds with so much useless information and facts about William the Bastard’s conquest of England that you have little time to think and energy for yourself.
Eventually, after what can be as many as twenty-two to thirty years in such places, you will eventually be shuffled to an occupation somewhere in which you can be equally supervised, controlled, and harvested for slave labor. Forever.
How to avoid such a bleak and moronic fate? I’m glad you have asked.
A Quick List of Steps to Avoid the Horrors of an Education;
● Your Location. Contrary to popular belief, staying in free housing provided by your enemies is not a smart move. You would be best off developing a secure location for yourself, but barring the resources to do this you should move often and swiftly. If they cannot find you, they cannot catch you.
● Your Responses. Should the CPS contact you and you have no way to avoid responding, you can either write a letter or make a phone call. If you sound like a five-year-old, do not make a phone call. Instead, write a written response on behalf of your “guardian” explaining that you will be undergoing private tutoring and have no need of an education through their schools.
● Your Guardian. In best case scenarios, you should avoid having one all together, and simply make up a plausible identity for one which you can use if you need to register for credit cards or make aforementioned replies to civil institutions. If it so happens that an adult manages to catch you, make sure it is one who will comply with your demands. These are usually the least or most intelligent of the group. (Do not try to find the latter, they are a nearly extinct species).
● Your Alibies. If you have already found yourself enrolled in school or in front of the CPS, you have a few options. The easiest is to lie. Inform them you are moving out of the City and to Oklahoma, which they will never care enough to visit and check up on you. Or say you have acquired a debilitating disease and will be homeschooled. Be creative, unless you’re an idiot.
At the very least, try to avoid school at all times. Do not approach one between the hours of 7am and 4pm. This is a dangerous and stupid notion. Now, go forth and enjoy the free time that is now yours.
If you are under the age of eighteen and have found yourself trapped by the hideous system that is the social norms of this City, then you may wish to take a minute away from your busy schedule of doing meaningless addition problems and reading Jane Eyre and read the following.
There is an organization in place known as Child Protective Services, otherwise known as the CPS because they believe you too moronic to remember three words, and also because referring to something by an acronym makes it more mysterious and therefore intimidating, in their opinions. Make no mistake; they do not wish to protect you, nor to provide you with anything remotely resembling a service. Their aim is to control you and indoctrinate you.
The way they do this? A combination of webs known as the public and private schooling systems. They draw you in with promises of the companionship of your peers and the ability to gain knowledge in a protected environment. This, however, is a lie. What they really wish to do is keep an eye on you, to huddle everyone who may rise up against them into several institutions that can be easily monitored, and then fill your minds with so much useless information and facts about William the Bastard’s conquest of England that you have little time to think and energy for yourself.
Eventually, after what can be as many as twenty-two to thirty years in such places, you will eventually be shuffled to an occupation somewhere in which you can be equally supervised, controlled, and harvested for slave labor. Forever.
How to avoid such a bleak and moronic fate? I’m glad you have asked.
A Quick List of Steps to Avoid the Horrors of an Education;
● Your Location. Contrary to popular belief, staying in free housing provided by your enemies is not a smart move. You would be best off developing a secure location for yourself, but barring the resources to do this you should move often and swiftly. If they cannot find you, they cannot catch you.
● Your Responses. Should the CPS contact you and you have no way to avoid responding, you can either write a letter or make a phone call. If you sound like a five-year-old, do not make a phone call. Instead, write a written response on behalf of your “guardian” explaining that you will be undergoing private tutoring and have no need of an education through their schools.
● Your Guardian. In best case scenarios, you should avoid having one all together, and simply make up a plausible identity for one which you can use if you need to register for credit cards or make aforementioned replies to civil institutions. If it so happens that an adult manages to catch you, make sure it is one who will comply with your demands. These are usually the least or most intelligent of the group. (Do not try to find the latter, they are a nearly extinct species).
● Your Alibies. If you have already found yourself enrolled in school or in front of the CPS, you have a few options. The easiest is to lie. Inform them you are moving out of the City and to Oklahoma, which they will never care enough to visit and check up on you. Or say you have acquired a debilitating disease and will be homeschooled. Be creative, unless you’re an idiot.
At the very least, try to avoid school at all times. Do not approach one between the hours of 7am and 4pm. This is a dangerous and stupid notion. Now, go forth and enjoy the free time that is now yours.