A Supposedly Fictional Monster From Our Planet That Is Not In Fact At All Fictional They Actually Exist Or Perhaps I Should Say We Or Simply I Considering My Status On The Topic Roughly Equivalent To Your Human Vampires Though The General Similarities End After The Expected Erythrophagic Tendencies In Addition To Enhanced Strength And Speed One Very Noted Difference Being The Reaction To The Sun As Vampires Seem To Be Almost Fatally Allergic To It Whereas Rainbow Drinkers Draw Sustenance From It Oh And I Suppose Theres The Glowing As Well Though Ive Heard Vampires Sparkle But Have Yet To See That Occur
Oh Not Yet At Least I Should Certainly Hope They Dont Though I Did Meet One Woman Who Claimed Her Occupation To Be A Slayer Of Vampires I Believe The Feelings Of Discomfort Were Mutual
Roughly Equivalent To Your Human Vampires Though The General Similarities End After The Expected Erythrophagic Tendencies In Addition To Enhanced Strength And Speed
One Very Noted Difference Being The Reaction To The Sun As Vampires Seem To Be Almost Fatally Allergic To It Whereas Rainbow Drinkers Draw Sustenance From It
Oh And I Suppose Theres The Glowing As Well Though Ive Heard Vampires Sparkle But Have Yet To See That Occur
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Not Yet At Least
I Should Certainly Hope They Dont
Though I Did Meet One Woman Who Claimed Her Occupation To Be A Slayer Of Vampires
I Believe The Feelings Of Discomfort Were Mutual
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It Can Be A Quite Messy Affair If Youre Not Careful
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