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[tastesrainbows]

Strider If Youd Like Perhaps You Would Make A More Fitting Princess Than I

[tastesrainbows]

Theres No Spotlight To Steal Youre Free To It I Dont Mind
Unless You Were Referring To The Internal One I Have In Which Case I Would Find It Difficult To Remove As Its Anatomically Connected But Were It Possible Im Sure I Could Surrender That As Well
But Really If It The Situation Results With You Dressed In An Wardrobe Befitting A Princess Than I Believe The Amusement Would Quite Conclusively Be Equal To The Task Of Alleviating Any Disappointment I Might Possibly Have At No Longer Being Able To Wear It Myself
Which Would Be Negligible Honestly

[ironicool]

tl;dr

[tastesrainbows]

I Beg Your Pardon

[ironicool]

it means you couldve said that in a way that wasnt novel length

[tastesrainbows]

I Take It Then That The Most Recent Novel You Read Was Of A Very Minor Page Count
But Very Well If Its A Shorter Summary You Demand Of Me Then Here It Is
I Will Make You A Princess Of Most Remarkable Beauty For Halloween And You Will Likely Enjoy It As Much As Everyone Else Is Certain To

[ironicool]

booksre for chumps
and ok ill level with you there we all know im just hankering to show off my snazzy pins to the unsuspecting world
theyll be roaming the streets aimlessly lost in a dark world of wolves sexy nurses and the occasional bad anime cosplay
nothing quite capturing their attention between shitty costumes and kids running around with sheets on their heads and theyre at risk of falling and drowning into the pretentious void of douchebag apathy until bam
out comes strider looking like a hot mess of beast with skirts hiked high rocking the most amazing pair of legs this side of the cool scale
a precarious balance between weird and ironic on skyhigh slut pink stilettos
my presence is like a punch in the fucking face and the collective agreement thought by every neckbeard wearing spock ears is wow how does that guy pull off a dress so well and still have a reputation as being irrefutably cool
the secret is there is no secret im just that good

[tastesrainbows]

[ what she can't even understand half of what he's saying ]

Youre Expressing Agreement Then
Youll Do It

[ironicool]

only if i get a plastic tiara

[tastesrainbows]

Well I Intended To Craft One Myself As I Am Doing With Jades Armor But If You Insist

[ironicool]

how the fuck do you make armor

[tastesrainbows]

Theres A Metalshop At The School
I Was Planning On Better Acquainting Myself With The Equipment

[ironicool]

neat

[tastesrainbows]

I Do Expect The Results To Be Rather Splendid Yes

[ironicool]

20 bucks says you come out minus a digit

[tastesrainbows]

It Would Repair Itself Soon After Im Unconcerned With The Possibility